My Cat Needs To Stop Humping My Leg (the Little Problems...)

[Justmehere]

But I did have time to take my dog for an amazingly beautiful walk to see the sunrise over the plains this morning... but forgot poop-pick-up bags and had to do the walk twice to go get said bag and go pick up my dogs waste. Ugh.

 

[Sandstone]

Take out the garbage. That's easy!

I'm jealous. It's outside, so it's hard.
My dog has lost control of his bowels, but that's OK because he is old and doesn't know it is happening
I have too many scarves, but no warm gloves without holes

 

[watundah]

My brother in law is.coming to visit and is supporting Trump because Hillary is a "liar". Lord help me.

 

[Ronin]

Taking painkillers makes me feel the pain I'm otherwise only compartmentalizing, whacha doo?

Balconies aren't climbable when this fricking cold so well.

And there was unauthorized stone in my shoe. (As opposed to all those stones I remember could get there.)

 

[Deleted member 28740]

My dog needs to stop waking me a few times a night to go pretend to pee since I can't walk her right now. She is a behaving like a two year old child. Raining hard, so most of the time she goes out to where deck cover ends and says nah… maybe later. LET ME IN. Oh and a towel off too please. And wants a treat every time I have to let her in and out, such a good dog she came home, worthy.

I've tried telling her to piss off to no effect. ; ))

 

[Justmehere]

Bear proof trash cans - good idea in my neighborhood.

Human proof recycling system code for said trashcans - not so much.

Brown for landfill trash, yellow for glass. Wait, was the blue trash can for paper products or for compost? What was the orange one for? I don't remember orange being here before!

I gave up and went back inside with my trash.

 

[Chava]

Well today I slipped up and said f*ck in front of the goodie super religious colleague.

(thanks for pitching in here everyone...these are fun to read :))

 

[Ronin]

@Chava, did you at least apologize with 'f*ck, I'm so sorry'? :D:hug:

 

[Deleted member 20978]

Haha you're going to hell now

 

[Changing4Best]

I wake up at 4 AM no matter when I got to sleep. Really bad nights it is 3 AM. Noisy neighbors, people who talk endlessly and don't let you get a word in edgewise, a nagging cough which is trying to cough up phlem but can't, people who don't call you back when you leave them a message asking them to do so.

 

[JEKBreatheandBelieve]

Not really a small thing, but seems like it should be- having to tell your best friend that her favorite actor died and ruining an otherwise very nice rare girl time night/day.

 

[jaccat]

Having to yet again pick up the feline tumbleweed that drifts across my kitchen floor. Didn't I just do that?

Buying all the ingredients for a meal, then getting home to discover I've missed the main one. Again. Having to decide whether it really is worth the effort of going back out again or whether it's easier to just eat crap for dinner. By the time I've made my mind up it's too late to cook the meal.

One for today, developing a cough two days after doing a load of abdominal excercise in my yoga class. Ouch.

And from yesterday (skip if you're squeamish)- finding a regurgitated slug in my cat's sick.