My Totally EPIC Weekend In Barbados

[ghost]

Hey, how you doin mon?

I know that there are a lot of people here who are totally bummed out about their lives, and that is NOT cool. So, I've put together this thread all about the EPIC weekend I spent in Barbados with some of my primo amigos – F*ck Yeah!!! That way all of you can see that it’s still possible to have a totally EPIC time even with PTSD.

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This is me with Courtney… No, that’s Carla… No, I’m pretty sure that’s Taylor… No… I think that’s… Oh, like whatever dude (hehehe).

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And Tyler Donovan said I was totally wasting my time doing ab-crunches… Eat your heart out Donovan, you f*cking scud monkey (hehehe).

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This is me with the Cameron twins.

True story… When we first hit Barbados, I was hooked up with Mary-Kate, then on Saturday night I hooked up with Stephanie and kicked Mary-Kate to the curb – Harsh, I know, but she was like totally wasting my facial moisturiser.

But, the best part is that there was like this two hour window when I was ‘officially’ dating both of the Cameron twins at the same time. F*cking EPIC.

That’s right Donovan, you ass-face, I was dating two twins at the same time (hehehe).

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This is on the Saturday night when I came back to the hotel room and found Carston TOTALLY smashed!!! He was like,
"DUDE, I just washed my acne medication down with half a bottle of tequila – I am f*cking SMASHED!!!"

And I was like,
"That is f*cking AWESOME bro", and then we were both like, "F*CK YEAH!!!"

Then I looked down and saw this wet patch on Carston’s pants, and I was like,
"Carston bro, I think you’ve pissed your pants."

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[ghost]

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WHOAH!!! I do NOT remember that.

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Barbados? More like Bar-BABE-os! (hehehe)…. No, no, Bar-BABE-Awesome – F*ck yeah!!!




Yeah, so if your PTSD is getting you down, don’t be a felch-bender like Donovan (hehehe); book a f*cking ticket to Barbados man – F*ck Yeah!!! And have a F*cking EPIC weekend.

 

[anthony]

You crack me up ghost.... absolutely piss funny.

 

[suzie q]

I thought that you were going to check out Mauchu Pitchu dude! Guess ya got side tracked.
Thanks for the great pics. By the way, it's always good to remember the chick's "correct" name should you want to stop by there again!! I hope you remembered to wear sunscreen and turned before you burned. Peeling, sunburn skin and babes don't mix, ya know. Got to keep up the image unless you want to look like a "scud monkey."

Ghost...do me a favor...set me up for an Epic. I'll grab my french-cut, towels and Miracle Grow. (I'm still trying to grow hair man) Hey, do you suppose there will be any hot surfer dudes or lifeguards around while I'm tanning? Someone has to re-apply my Miracle Grow after I go swimming......P.S. Which acne med goes best with Jose Cuervo?

 

[Tiger Kitten]

Just when I needed a laugh.

Thank you,

Tiger

 

[Clydiechick]

Great to see your meds have finally kicked in! Might want to check with the doc about your delusional fantasies :)))

 

[ghost]

Great to see your meds have finally kicked in! Might want to check with the doc about your delusional fantasies :)))

Delusional fantasies hey???

Well at least Barbados actually exists. I'm afraid we can't say the same for the 'enchanted forest' of Mocha Pocha or wherever it was that you were planning to go.

 

[MizzASG]

I wish I had money to have fun like that.

Looks like you had an awesome time. cool pics!

 

[ghost]

I wish I had money to have fun like that.

You could. You just need to secure a lucrative modelling contract dude!

 

[amethist]

Or know where to lift the best pic's from your PC. :rofl:
So living in fantasy land as well as having a vivid imagination is not all bad.

Amethist

 

[Deleted member 541]

Machu Picchu is not a fantasy place Ghost. It actually exist...

 

[anni]

Oh God tooooo funny. I'd managed to get some masacra on this morning and it's gone. Well, mostly it's on other areas of my face from laughing until until my face pretty much melted.