New Game ~ Please Play Along To Help My Head

[Bookoffee]

My wife and I were talking about how many times a day will Google a question to see the answers. It has to be something funny and off the wall. I am trying to stop my obsessive thoughts and I can not think of anything cleaver to Google.

Will you please help me with ideas?

 

[Kintsugi]

"How to ride a tall bike"

"How to tame a badger"

"Why are hippos so mean"

"How do elephants learn to paint"

 

[Deleted member 20280]

Why you should never juggle with jelly :)

 

[LilBit]

Can one actually draw Social Security benefits for being a midget? I am 4 ft 9 inches and people tell me this a lot. At first I thought they were joking, but lots of them are actually serious. I already shrank .5 inch, another inch will make me an official midget, I believe. Can I get paid to be a runt?!

 

[Changing4Best]

How many angels can fit on the head of a pin? Why are elephant's ears so big? How did yellow come to represent cowardliness? What is the heaviest substance? Is there a cover-up about extraterrestrials? Are they real? Why do flowers fade so quickly? Why is there sibling rivalry? What makes a good boss? What doesn't?

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Why isn't eleven called onety one?

Whats the answer to life, universe amd everything? (Please get the reference :) )

 

[Lucycat]

Where are the Outer Hebrides? Are they in Outer Space?

 

[Justmehere]

What are some funny Amazon.com customer reviews? (This had me laughing for hours)

 

[Deleted member 28403]

@Justmehere

Yes, I will never forget the Veet hair removal gel for men ones :) :p

 

[intothelight]

What is the best saddle for a unicorn?

Do fish fart?

How do you find the leprechaun'so gold when it is sunny?

Why doesn'thanks food come out your nose when you are eating in zero gravit?

 

[Lucycat]

Why are people?

 

[Mishap]

Whats the answer to life, universe amd everything? (Please get the reference :) )

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Why can geeks be nerds but nerds can't be geeks?