My partner calls me a range of things, but was banned from calling me 'sweetie' for a while as he absolutely killed the name.
Bubbles, Bub, Bubzie, Bubblupticus Munchicus Felanious (my latin name apparently), Hela, Heebla, Helaraus, Helasaur, Woman, Womanaries.
His name is Rhett, so I call him the Rhettatoie, Rhettasaur, Rhettus, Mr. Perfect (aka Mr.Men keyring I bought him)
We have 4 cats,
Sascha - b/w, huge, longhair - aka Cow Cat, Rotten little f*cker, Horse
Meeka - black, medium, shorthair - aka Meekazoid, black cat, little black bastard, wet nose, Meekazoidle.
Pestilence - blue-grey & white, medium, longhair - aka Pest, Pesticles, Testicle, Pessitickles, Tessiticles, Princess, Grey matter.
Neo - white, medium, longhair - aka Nano, Nanobite, Little Shitstick, White Job.
My brother's favourite thing to do is to accelerate hard out of Macca's drive through, and one day he accelerated too hard in the company truck (scaffolding) and his Fanta pouring down his leg into his workboots, so the whole day he was squelching around, so he earned the nickname 'Squishy'. He is also known as another name which I shall not repeat as he is constantly sunburned.......and my partner favourite name for him is F*cknut.
Yes, our little group has issues.