Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[rainy_daze]

When you say I can get in touch with you, please actually mean it. I find it irritating that I can leave a message for you and you do not get back in touch. Why say something, and not follow through on a promise? Bugger off T :eek:.

 

[DharmaGirl]

So, I suggest we will do the remaining five hours and quit it - you're getting along."

Fire him!! Report him!!

 

[Deleted member 29920]

T: "what will you do when you leave today's session?"
My real response: "read, watch movies, talk to my friend"
What I wanted to say : "go home and throw darts at a picture of you"

 

[Candleflames]

Wow you look exhausted!!! Are YOU ok?

 

[desiderata310]

We talked this morning about the psych doc (NOT the T) saying stupid shit yesterday like "you seem to be a bit upset by that. Why do you think that is?"
I told him if he said shit like that to me I would get up and leave and never return.

Oh and I have told him "You look exhausted. Are YOU ok?"

 

[Ronin]

To ex-shrink:

Go f*ck yourself for all the shit you covered up in that facility.

Said louder for those in the back.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

T: Is your body clock not telling you you need to have a kid in the next ten years or you've got no chance?!?

What I said : no. (tears and rage starting to form, but I held it in)

What I wanted to say :how dare you, you insensitive f*cking b*tch!!!! And no, because there's no such thing as a body clock, it's called peer pressure, you moron! What if I am infertile and neither of us knows it?? Grrrr!!!!

 

[jaccat]

@Cj77 that's ridiculous!

 

[Deleted member 29920]

@jaccat , she was a counsellor I saw in February, a very insensitive and judgemental woman. I complained about her, no therapist has ever spoken to me like that before or since!

 

[Recovery4Me]

"You have a PhD, are guiding this family session on being 'heard' but continue to not change your volume level, so I can hear your sage advice. Mind you, I have repeatedly asked politely -please speak louder as I am deaf in one ear and partial in the other. Then you look shocked when I talk about my son's secondary PTSD symptoms.:meh: So I was wondering have you attended any CE Seminars lately for Attunement?"

 

[Ocean5]

T: You have too many triggers!!!
(seriously told that - in very uncompassionate voice)

Me: Yea my life is falling apart, you know it, and you're making it worse with your questions! NOT RESPECTING me for not wanting to talk about certain things!

Strange how some of my triggers went away, or diminished, when I stopped seeing her... Never again will I open up so quickly.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@Cj77 Many hugs during this difficult time of transition in your life.Thinking of you and sending you good thoughts. Hugs.