Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[watundah]

I love that.
My T is a big gooey empath so she's often feeling what I'm feeling which is too weird. Maybe I should say "And how does that make me feel?" Haar.

 

[Suzetig]

I really really don't want you to go on holiday - I feel like I've just had a layer of skin stripped off and didn't realise you were stopping this week. I need to be put back together a bit more before you go...

 

[Ronin]

Them: You have such interesting life.

Me: ..... /Interestingly/ enough I'm f*cking trying to get out of trafficking & narcoculture I didn't f*cking sign up for. So no, thank you, fetishizing of my life & of those I'm trying to protect and get out with me indeed doesn't do a thing for me. And start answering my fairly narrow questions about the system while I'm trying to brainstorm, I'm not paying you for nothing.

 

[Insight]

Had to reply to this one:

Why do are you angry all the time?
"You would be angry too if someone tried to choke you to death"

Why do you isolate yourself?
"Because I hate this world."

How does that make you feel after a nightmare?
"Scared, I wake up and grab my shotgun and have a sense of relief"

Why are you so numb towards other people?
"Because most people have a failure to understand and so I feel distant."

Do you have a hard to imaging the future?
"The future does not exist yet and so I do not think about it"

 

[Crow]

f*ck all this. Let's go get a beer.

 

[Anrish]

@CrowFeather : Worth a try, don't you think? :roflmao::hug:

T: You say you think you have PTSD - but do you have flashbacks or dissociations?

Me (real): Yes, I have them sometimes...

Inner Me: Of course not! I invented all that crap so that I will be able to spend my Wednesday afternoons in your little office! :banghead:

 

[Ronin]

'For f*ck sake you don't even know what a flashback is. And I just told you, too.
How are you even a psychiatrist?

And no, what you just said, brains don't work that way.
How did you get through neurology exam?
Do they not require that to get your degree?

f*ck sake, I'm not reading up on the education of this place in majors that aren't mine. I'm out.'

 

[Deleted member 29920]

T: [ s i l e n c e ]

Me: Has the cat got your tongue? :bored:

 

[Sideways]

"Sure you can trust me with a script for sleeping tablets.";)

 

[Sideways]

Haha, having said that, after a particularly bad appointment with my (former) p-doc once, which ended with him saying (quote) "I am not your doctor anymore", I said, as I walked out of his office,
"So I guess some valium is out of the question?"

He didn't respond. Go figure.

 

[Ronin]

'Bloody Christ, when I'm speaking of things you have no experience with, I'm really not talking about something experienced in a past life.

And you're a f*cking idiot because that's not how that belief functions within traditions that commonly believe in past lives, anyway.'

 

[Ronin]

Also:

No, demanding me to view something that very really triggers suicidality every time I'm encountered with that trigger, as a prerequisite of treatment, indeed isn't therapeutic.