Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

Your deadlines and my life do not dance together.

And not only it ain’t ballet, it f*cks with my jungle tango, too.
By which time I duck. And holler for air support. And take things in minutes and square breathing and phew, everything is fine, that enough.

The only plus side of it is I look presentable for the environs. Because so acutely aware of everyone’s perception and movement I want to throw up at the breeze of a wind. And the lack of fireworks is confusing and more nauseating, not less.

 

[FauxLiz]

While I appreciate you concern about my self harming coping method, seriously asking if you can see and discharge the stun gun that I use was just a bit creepy and scary. Thank you but no Thank you.

 

[Skywatcher]

Though I appreciate that you consider my self care above that of my dog... when I tell you that I have a new fear/avoidance of walking her due to the rolling flashbacks/panic attack I had last time, my concern is not about how to keep moving, it is about me wanting my dog to be able enjoy the scents and nature of our trails. So quite honestly... your solutions suck.

 

[DharmaGirl]

I'm still in therapy for the therapy you gave me. Hmm.

 

[blackemerald1]

No.. I cannot say it,
No...I cannot describe it,
No.. I cannot tell.
Sorry. :(

 

[Tinyflame]

Because so acutely aware of everyone’s perception and movement I want to throw up at the breeze of a wind. l

That is so correct! Eloquently summarizes the feeling.

 

[Pyro]

..... I don't want to ask her why the office bathroom has a bath tub.

 

[Friday]

..... I don't want to ask her why the office bathroom has a bath tub.

:hilarious: LMFAO... I wouldn’t even have my pants off before I was shouting through the door... Yo! What’s up with the bath???

 

[Pyro]

I'm scared of the response I'd get lmao

 

[Missycat]

“You have a big office and a lot of desk space so why is there so much stuff squished on to the little side table near me?” .... “don't you realise its playing havoc with my ocd” !!

 

[Ronin]

Look, the time I end up feeling I need to apologize for things like being sick, because oh, it does not meet your schedules, something is wrong.

So also trying to remember the other half of Reasonable shit my brain can come up with, being I am supposed to severe or terminate the relatioship, instead of try be using harder and more smashing self injury I been turning to lately.

Tbqh being homeless IS bloody preferable to dealing with all of this stress for nothing. So stop with your catastrophizing scenarios, for they are not mine.

 

[Tinyflame]

. So stop with your catastrophizing scenarios,

Oh my. :wideeyed: I don't even need therapy to learn how to do that, I can excel at that myself. :wideeyed::( :hug: