Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[DharmaGirl]

Shut up!!!
My last T would go on and on about a subject, even medical stuff, knowing I was a nurse. I just would sit there and think, "another 7 minutes I'll never get back".

 

[Suzetig]

No, I don't think I will book another appointment just now, I think I might be done with therapy...:wacky:

 

[watundah]

How many more years til Im healed?

 

[rainy_daze]

Please have more confidence in yourself as a therapist. I'm not here to reassure you that you are doing your job well.

 

[Laverna]

"So, do you want to do EMDR today?"
What I am thinking:
Reliving old memories again and again and crying is EXACTLY what I want to do with my life! I'd rather eat the entire fridge. f*ck this shit I'm ouuuuuuut.

What I end up saying:
Sure thing.

 

[EveHarrington]

"No shit, Sherlock."

Horrible, I know; but I've always wanted to give this wise crack response when given the obvious.

Lol, that or

"Thank you captain obvious!"

But I don't/won't

:-)

 

[Deleted member 29920]

'For the love of God, can you please turn the temperature down in here so it ceases feeling like the fires of Hell!'

:devilish::devilish::devilish: - :eek:

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Did I write "I'm wondering who is the crazy one in this room?", because I said that

 

[Ronin]

I'm sorry, but TV series are more educated about trauma and needed treatment than you are.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

:P I'm thinking like, how shitty Ts you all have :(

 

[Ronin]

how shitty Ts you all have

I'm more like, 'where do people get all them amazing ladies & gents, Imma need get in that lane ten years ago'. :hilarious:

Happy it's not the case for you and you have someone you like, it seems.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Yea, I've been asigned my T back in 2012 (though I don't remember most of theraphy because, dissociation)