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The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

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Wish granted. Your headache is gone as your brain up an leaves but hey at least your head is still attached.

I wish I could hypnotize people.
 
Wish granted, but when you do hypnotize them they take on the persona of a zombie and try to eat your brains.

I wish that I had my own country.
 
Wish granted caliavator.

But you also have to organize currency, a government of sorts. :rolleyes: You have also to run checks on everyone who would like to live in YOUR country.

You have to organize a food source for you and your fellow country men, as well as organizing a water source form your neighboring country. Who to be honest is not at all honest.

Once you have all that sorted, you then decide, it was not worth the bother.

I wish hubby was not so blind at times.

:alien: Yep that what I feel like now, an alien, as he seems not to understand a word I am saying just now.

No heckling for the back, I have good aim. :roflmao:
 
I understand carrots are good for sight!

carrot.webp


Glad I am not a vevetarian!

I wish I could control my emotions.

ISH
 
Wish granted, but you can't decide whether to be angry or happy. :P

I wish I could have anything I wanted without negative consequences.
 
Obviously a big wish that you have thought long and hard about. :cautious: So I have given it a lot of thought myself. ;)

Logically thinking if you could have anything you wanted, you would spend a lot of time accumulating things until you had everything you want.

Once you had everything you want, as you will already have it all you will want for nothing.

So rather than be negative and make you go through the whole process, I'll skip straight to the end and grant that you wish for nothing. :p

I wish I could shake that image of ISH from my mind.:eek: You all saw painted toenails imagine what me the spidey saw!! :sick: (He didn't squish me it was only a flesh wound)
 
Wish granted you no longer see toenails in their place is a pesticide cover flyswatter with you name on it.

I wish I had a point of view gun (sorry Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.)
 
Wish granted you find a "Point of View Gun" unfortunately you find it in the "Total Perspective Vortex"!:cry: Nuff said.

Wish I could watch a film after I have read the book of the story.
 
Wish granted with a twist....

You watch a film after you've read the book... and find yourself hating commercials and wishing it was an independent film. It would have been much better if you hadn't seen Julia Roberts, and all the Hollywood A listers ruining a perfectly good book. You swear off Hollyweird movies for life and go out of your way to find Indies... Independent films and you're movie experiences are altered forever.

I wish that my adjustments and accupressure would last and I would be one healthy old broad firing on all cylinders.
 
Granted they last and you are firing on all cylinders but become infected with a virus that turns you into a zombie... a well adjusted, fine feeling zombie.

I wish I could have a briefcase made out of bacon.
 
Wish granted. You have a briefcase made entirely out of bacon and it magically appears in the middle of your living room. However, if you try to move it, it will fall apart, and it immediately starts to stink. You will spend the next few weeks trying to get the bacon smell out of your carpet and furniture. :roflmao:

I wish my neighbors' kids weren't so freaking noisy.
 
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