The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[712xx]

Wish granted Jen, you are no longer mean, you are the standard deviation :sneaky:

I wish I never existed.

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted, but now we cant see your post, so the granting of that wish was cancelled. You do exist, and we all are grateful you do.

(((((712xx)))))

I wish pigeons didn't poop on the poor statues so much :cautious:

 

[CraftyCath]

Wish granted SS but now thousands of Eagles poop on the statues and they are so much bigger!!!

I wish my neighbors didn't make so much noise!

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted - they are now quiet as mice... squeeking and running around with little scratchy sounds inside your ceiling!!:eek:

I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.:(

 

[CraftyCath]

Wish granted SS...

But now you have to do chores all day from morning till night, without a break...

I wish Lewis Hamilton or Jenson Button could win the World Championship.

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted, they both now COULD.. but Michael Schumacher WILL :D

I wish I controlled time...

 

[712xx]

Wish granted SeekingSerenity -- *gives you an editors hat* now you control Time Magazine, congrats. :p

I wish my biological parents reproductive organs were sterilized, removed, and ground up when they were children, making them unable to create biological offspring.

 

[amethist]

Hi 712xx

We do understand the issues you have, but this is a fun thread, so please can we keep it that way.

Thanks

Amethist

 

[Muzikluvr]

Wish granted 712, but God gave you life anyway and you were adopted by your parents. Your life ends up exactly the same either way.

I wish I could live my whole life in this safe, comfy armchair and not drive myself crazy!

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted Muzikluvr... now the chair is getting quite mouldy and smelly... Phewwww..:eek::laugh:

I wish dogs didn't find it necessary to smell crotches!

 

[712xx]

Wish granted SeekingSerenity ... dogs find it necessary to smell your behind (how do dogs know to go to the front of humans, but the back of other dogs?)

I wish I could take back my last wish and use my powers for good.

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted 712xx, your powers are now so good they taste like CHOCOLATE!!!

I wish the cheese on the moon didn't taste like chicken...:whistling: