The Albatross
VIP Member
Wish granted. You now are the proud owner of a never ending tub of Chocolate Mocha Ice Cream. But within 6 months, you've gained 50 pounds, and your doctor said you're a type 2 diabetic and that you had formerly undiagnosed lactose intolerance. All you can do is offer it to friends and family who become quite bored by the novelty and the flavor. You get frustrated because it's taking up room in the freezer.
Hmmm. I wish I could spend 3 months in Hawaii.
Hmmm. I wish I could spend 3 months in Hawaii.