This is how non-functional i can be. (humorous)

[Friday]

Some days I'm not safe to do anything

:hilarious:

The sheer number of times I have stood staring at a machine just sitting there, only to realise... electronics work better when you turn them on. :facepalm:

<pushes button> Ah! It works!!! :smug:

:bag:

 

[desiderata310]

I remember at one point I talked about not being functional enough to make a coffee cake.
Last few days it's been me trying to figure out how to operate my phone.

 

[Changing4Best]

I found out by accident that there is a sound mute button on my computer. I guess my pinky pushed it one day while I was typing or something. Like a week later I finally figured out that I my sound was not broken, it was just muted, because my finger must have brushed F11 without my knowing it!

 

[ILoveLife]

Having a conversation in the morning about therapy the next day, to be surprised in the afternoon when getting the confirmation text about therapy being the next day.

:bag::facepalm:

 

[Rani G2]

A fridge that asks to be cleaned...

Maybe next week..

 

[Happyplace76]

I knew I had family somewhere in this world! I think I have just met some long lost relatives!!...

I want to straighten up things, but when I look at it, I am overwhelmed, and just walk away. I used to put all paperwork in grocery bags and put them in the closet.

This is me... to a T. I love your if it bothers you, clean it :hilarious:! I isolated ourselves because of this but I'm going to remember that!

 

[Happyplace76]

I am functioning better, but I swear my brain has turned to mush. In the last month, I have...

Left my keys on a bench at the park, a kind man chased us down
Left my driver's side door wiiiiide open, at the same park - still wonder why that lady let us walk away from the car lmao!

Luckily since the car accident, you'd have to be desperate to want to steal my car, but I had to tell my son not to tell anyone about the door I was so embarrassed.

 

[EveHarrington]

I can DO laundry, but it all ends up strewn across my bedroom floor. Every morning I complain (to myself) about how I can’t find ANYTHING, but it’s still not enough to hang my clothes up in the closet or put them away in drawers. My bedroom looks like a tornado hit it. It doesn’t help that most of my clothes are black or dark blue. I’ve learned to identify clothing by touch. :hilarious:

 

[bumbles]

Today I stood at the gas pump with the nozzle in my car for a solid five minutes before I realized I never even went into the store to pay for it, and there was no gas coming out! D'oh!

 

[Changing4Best]

@EveHarrington I also have problems hanging my cloths up, so I just drape them over things. I have an ottoman that still has summer cloths draped over it. I really should put those away, so I can start draping my winter ones over it!