What Makes You Angry Today?

[Sarg]

I've got a funky little usb device that is "guaranteed against spyware" that allows one to change the IP to different countries. Doesn't work worth a shit. DHS and NSA probably wrote the software. Funny thing is they think I don't know that it isn't working, so they drop their shields and show their true IP numbers. Got all the IP block ranges, if anybody is interested.

Lurch, your boy is mighty confused if he's saying suicide in the same breath he says he's wanting back in?

Sarg

 

[dutchiedelta]

WTF? Someone I've known for years on the phone just now. If it wasn't time to get over it cos we all have our moments from time to time?
Say what? She had her share of shit and I never told her to soldier up or man up or whatever. I did now point out I'm not the one downing a bottle of red wine every f*cking day like she does.
She did admit to that and said it's her way of coping. Fine, I isolate so I don't bash your prejudiced head in lady.
Yes but isolation isn't good for you. Just put on a nice dress and we'll go out tonight.
what part of I DON'T LIKE CROWDS is hard to understand after knowing me for 25 years or so?
Besides, wtf do i do in a bar? Drink a cuppa tea and watch the rest get legless or trying to get their leg over?

 

[Friday]

f*ck depression.
I am so mad at myself right now I could ALMOST do something about it.
Snort.
The irony gets me, too.

 

[combatgoldfish]

I get a call from the landlord tonight at work, they left a voicemail telling me they need my doctor to file out their forms on why I need a dog. I had my doctor type up a letter which they didn't even read. Then handed me paperwork to get filled out. I thought ok one more hoop to jump through f*cking awesome. And they didn't give me a timeline on when it needs to be completed.

I have an appointment at the va on the first so thought I'd have the doc fill it out then. And they also said in the voicemail this needs to be done by Saturday or they're charging me for the dog.... Wtf.

So I get to use my lunch tomorrow to go to their office to tell them this is a no go.

 

[Friday]

As my old math teacher used to say (AF Test Pilot Ret. The maniac.)

Well. The test is long. But at least it's hard.

Oy. No shit it's a no go. You've been acting in good faith following your previous agreement, and going above and beyond what's required by law -yes?- in order to make their lives easier. Do those lunatics really want to tangle with discrimination & disability act lawyers with a hardon? Brain donors.

 

[OldDoorGunner]

Here something that may help and get them off your back. Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) http://www.ada.gov/index.html

Do a search (top right) for service_animals below is just one outline
http://www.ada.gov/service_animals_2010.htm

ADA is the BIG GUNS when it comes down to Americans with Disabilities Act, When it comes to service dogs they do not play well with any business or person telling you can not bring your service dog in....Tell your landlord that you are turning them in to ADA, you may have to tell them what it is.

Here in New Mexico it's wide open on having service dog. Here you can train your own dog....NM also uses the Americans with Disabilities Act as the Law.....Some states are somewhat different, but can not undo Fed law.

If it were me, I would not do a damn thing on Sat. other than tell them your are going to turn them in to the ADA!!! If they don't know about the ADA and service dogs, they will shit there pants when they find out. If you have a letter for the dog from your Doctor, it's an Rx.

A restraunt here in town would not let a Nam vet in with his dog. He just call the police, not only did he and the dog go in the restraunt, but the cop wrote them a ticket. Owner of restraunt told the cop that the dog was not coming in. Wrong thing to say.......

Call ADA they should have an office in your state or your state my enforce the ADA law. "They're charging me for the dog." Tell that to the ADA or you state.

J R

 

[Barberian]

I wanna get a miniature horse to REALLY f*ck with people, but my dog would get jealous.:ROFLMAO:

 

[Friday]

You have to let him on the bus!
He's my service horse!

Purse pony.
My Little Pony!
Paint the caduceus / medical snakes on his rump with skull & lightning bolts.
Man oh man we could run with this one all damn day.

Oh Barbie! I am just in love with this idea.
You've made my morning.

Granted my 6 foot plus frame needs 17 hands of horseflesh to stretch out on, and I'm used to rehabbing neurotic racers, not knee biters...But Roosevelt had it right: There's something about the outside of a horse which is good for the inside of a man.

 

[Raven]

Cats.

Our vet wants us to wait for the 5-6 month mark for the neuter/declaw. God dammit, I finally have a home and I want to furnish it with nice things already. I'm about to rip his claws out myself so I can get to the interior decorating. I saw a YouTube video on how to do it with the guillotine method and I have quickstop and super glue.

Kidding. Sort of. I'm not a cat person. My husband wanted to keep this annoying hellbeast. The declawing was my stipulation.

So now I have a demon kitten that I hate most of the time, and that makes him come on stronger with the 'pay attention to me' antics; he thinks I'm playing hard to get.

My dog, however, is a perfect angel. On the few occasions he's gotten into stuff it was because he was anxious and stressed. :love:

 

[Raven]

Seriously, do any of you want a kitten? It is taking all my willpower not to throw the damn thing into a ceiling fan. I hate it so much. He has food, water, and access to his litter box. He's been meowing nonstop for hours.

I thought people get cats because they're quiet.

It's weird. I love all other animals.

 

[Sarg]

Long time cat person. Probably wants to be held. And I imagine you don't want to hold it. If you want to play with it without touching it, if you have even a cheap fishing rod, tie a catnip mouse to the line and cast it out. They will play this way until they drop, but fifteen minutes should have him worn down a little and he might not meow so much.

You can also buy rigs at the pet store that take batteries or you wind up and that would keep him busy while you go do what you want. I understand. It takes a certain type of person to like cats and some folks hate them. Anyway, the wife and I had bunches of cats and really enjoyed having them around.

Good luck!

Sarg

 

[Barberian]

Laser pointer = ultimate lazy persons cat toy. Simple flick of the wrist and can send cat across the house chasing the dot. Few bucks at pet store, around a dollar at most dollar stores.