What was the most interesting item(s) in your newsfeeds today?

cherileisman

Confident
Best news of story of the week happened here in hicksville when some criminal masterminds stole a front end loader and drove it through the rear of the Scotia Bank ...the hole was enormous! They quickly realised the flaw in the plan, however, and made hasty get away - you see, the vault, deposit boxes & ATM are located at the front street side. In a town this size once that bank alarm went off, cops on site like 3 minutes. Local FB pages are throwing rumours, speculation, and high fives out the the ballsy would-be thieves.
 

Friday

Moderator
My money says it was kids joyriding, and they didn’t actually intend to a) rob the bank b) make quite so noticeable a hole ;) Either because they just wanted to shake things up a bit inside to surprise people when they came into work, or couldn’t. figure. out. how. to. turn. Either way? Oopsies.
 

cherileisman

Confident
My money says it was kids joyriding, and they didn’t actually intend to a) rob the bank b) make quite so noticeable a hole ;) Either because they just wanted to shake things up a bit inside to surprise people when they came into work, or couldn’t. figure. out. how. to. turn. Either way? Oopsies.
It's certainly has tongues in town a-waggin' - can't wait to see how it all shakes out.
 
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