Why?

[The Albatross]

Why do mosquitos bite me and not my husband?
Why do people always call when you're busy but not when you can actually talk to them?
Why do people say if you're busy don't call back, but they don't mean it and get upset?
Why do my cats always lay on my black things?

 

[livergirl70]

Why does my cat wake me at 03:00 wanting to go out and then sit just inside the door refusing to move
Why do 5 minute DIY jobs end up taking the whole day
Why does the queue I choose always end up being the slowest
Why can I never remember where I parked my car
Why do I end up doing my son's washing when he has been staying at his girlfriends when I assume she washes her clothes
Why do I forget I have just polished the floor when I'm wearing socks
Why am I always in the toilet when Liverpool or England score a goal

 

[amethist]

:roflmao: Oh livergirl, that happens so often to my husband when watching rugby.

It slow going, nothing much happening, no try's on the horizon, then 3 in the space of 5 minutes when he has gone for a smoke.

The air is sometimes bluer than the fans in the stadium swearing at the referee. :rolleyes:

Amethist