Yo Momma Jokes

[Jimmy1]

Thought I would start a thread as I have seen a few funny ones. So I ask you to submit one at a time.
Just thought it would bring a smile to your dial.

Me first.

Yo Momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

 

[wife of]

yo mommas so stupid she shouts in an envelope to send voicemail.

 

[willis williams]

Yo mommas so fat when she walk it registers on the rector scale.

 

[Jimmy1]

Yo Mommas so hairy that bigfoot took a picture of her

 

[Jimmy1]

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

[Jimmy1]

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

 

[willis williams]

Yo mamma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook.

 

[BV101]

I hope you aren't talking about my mother? She's lovely. She even made some ANZAC biscuits for me the other day. Oh hang on... I've missed the point on this haven't I?

 

[Jimmy1]

You just went and ruined it Alan. Now I will have to start it over again.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

 

[BV101]

I'm with you now though comrade!

 

[willis williams]

Alan can you send me some of those biscuits they sound good!

 

[BV101]

They are bang on! Easy to make as well (thats why the aussies managed it). I will stick a couple in the post to you!