- You learn to fight the urge to turn your head and bite when your husband kisses your check
- Your husband starts a show of affection with the words "If you bite me, I'll squeeze your kneecap"
- Your GP encourages you to study to be a psychiatrist because you are so good at researching anti-depressants
- You have a sack hanging from outside the house
- Aquaintances ask what it is
- You dont have a problem telling them it is for punching after you phone your mother
- You collect animal bones and display a petrified rat in your laundry room, because you think it is cute
- You carry the ashes of your deceased loved one on your keyring, sprinkle them in the cinema so they can enjoy the movie too
- You are surprised that people think that is weird
- You and your husband play a game where you both scream in the car to release any tension
- You have a sign on your front steps saying "Door to Door Callers Not Welcome"
- You notice some of your friends are not sure whether to come up the stairs when they read it
- You buy forty bamboo screens and wire them to the fence so you dont have to look at your neighbours houses
- You train your friends not to book you ahead for anything
- They cooperate because they know you are a really nice person even though you are weird
- You work in a Psych ward and tell the doctors they don't know what they are doing
- You love the patients and want to invite them to your house so you can help them get better more quickly than the docs
- You call most people in the world "Normals"
- You can only relate to people who have been seriously hurt by life and you think they are the only "Real" people in the world
- You have a black cat and a black dog called Devil and you secretly hope it makes people think you are just weird enough to leave you the f$$# alone
- You learn to use the word "Unwell" in your vocabulary and cant understand why people assume you had the flu
