You Know You've Been Dissociating/being Absent Minded When...

[Ronin]

When associating back leads you to soo amazing findings about basic anatomy. :D

 

[Forgetful]

I can't look to the left in T'so office bc brain steps out foe a tea. Can't look right either bc my thoughts and words just dissappear. I'm basically forced to look down bc eye to eye bugs the hell out of me.

 

[Ronin]

When days are a blur of buildings & faces & 'I was on time but where did time go since then'.

 

[Ruby5]

When you can't remember how you spent your three-day weekend other than spending 6 hours on Saturday night looking for a pair of scissors, giving up and crying in frustration...over scissors.

 

[Renestel]

Bahahaa- @ just me here/ I do that all the time. I am so broken thought all day my dogs follow me around the house and even get confused.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

When you are looking through threads, and stumble across one that was probably posted while dissociated so you don't remember it.

 

[Ronin]

When ... where the f*ck are all these scrapes from?
& who the hell again hid my scissors, got me an impossible haircut, more impossible clothes, & wasted all the matches? C'mon headspace, quit being dramatic, it's not that hot.
& you don't feel threatened because you don't feel enough, but that nagging push of move / disappear / gd move / stahp it, oh my. So back to: awareness. Bring it out & control it.

 

[Friday]

Monday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

Hmmmm... Didn't there used to be more days in a week? & Why do I count 4, but feel 3? <shakes head> Tupid calendars

 

[Friday]

When a friends birthday is coming up, so every glance at a calendar = icewater. It hasn't passed, yet?!? Phew. Shit! What day is it??? Phew. It hasn't passed yet, now, has it!?! Okay & Breathe.

Again... 'Tupid calendars.

That's it. Prezzies tomorrow, cause this is getting ridiculous. Time is way too fawking slippery to just wait for it to pass. Gawd only knows what day it will be tomorrow. Sometime next month, with my damn luck. Here! I don't care if it's early, just please please please take it so I can stop worrying about being late! Hmmmm. Might wanna come up with something better to say on the card than that. :shifty:

 

[Ronin]

When... f*ckshit do I again have to make myself space out, because a vast majority of issues doesn't register as crisis enough to do it on its own when in them?

Whatever. Focus on the disconnect with normal feeling society. Loneliness &/or disgust will guide you there just fine. ;):banghead:

 

[Ronin]

Might wanna come up with something better to say on the card than that.

Nawhh. Say the ridiculous. People tend to think you're being original and joking and above traditional wishing traditions aka aww I'm so special to you to gift me that, thank you.

You can :cautious: about how odd conventions are later. :cool:

 

[Ronin]

Tupid calendars

Count by how you remember, not what calenders say :)
I have a calender by one african country, that blows out the first four days in the week, and then I have holy days of three traditions, which incidentally are my No Booze, Chill No Matter What, Socialize, oh back to other week - days. True, change that on me and the week falls into incomprehensible mess for a bit, but all the wonders at finding structrure my brain meshes with after. :wideeyed::D