Phantom Farter - Are You One?

[Marlene]

Sweetie, testosterone poisoning is a very real thing. He's showing a lot of signs of it. Unfortunately there's really no treatment other than learning to ignore them when they start acting like twelve year olds trying to light their farts.

Lisa

 

[Tinyflame]

I can't help it, this thread is too funny.

I call them "dumb bombs".

Nope, I am not a phantom farter (yet) but I can let off a burp so loud it would shake buildings ("Northern" Gas Explosion). People say, "Did that come out of YOU??" lol

I HAVE, however, been PUBLICALLY BLAMED by my sis for a P.F of hers, lol :rolleyes: ( A particularly wicked one, that's why the little face is blue)

 

[pebbels]

This thread SMELLS :eek:
and yes i am guilty :rolleyes:
I fart really badly:mad:
:rofl:

Pebs:smile:

 

[Nicolette]

Oh... we have a farter in the house tonight and he is deadly....I am praying no dutch ovens eventuate as it is nearing bed time. :rofl:

 

[anthony]

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[liv now]

that was sooo funny I nearly wet myself!!!!!! :rofl:

 

[her_indoors43]

:eek:. dinosaur farts......hmm....its a full moon tonight..........:rolleyes:


good luck nic.......(feed the man heap of extra hot chill so he can burn his ringer out for his next farting contest ....and payback for this thread).....hot tip....:thumbs-up


:rofl:............

 

[her_indoors43]

err um sorry there anthony.....err um...cough...oops.:crazy:

 

[Ursa]

:rofl: way too funny!

 

[Yumeko-chan]

Whenever someone walks by and farts, leaving everyone in the path with his stench while he gets away, my b/f refers to that as "crop-dusting."

And yes, he's pulled the Dutch Oven thing on me several times. Haaate.

 

[goingonhope]

Hi Nicolette, you and Anthony are quite the comedians with that whole phantom farting business. Outside of becoming accustomed over many yrs. with my husbands open in-house farts, I was Always a phantom farter when the need to fart arose, .....Always. (smiling & LOL) :rofl:

Now I am too sometimes an open in-our-house farter, just not generally to gassy. But sometimes, oh No!

Add one guest to our house and back to Phantom Farting for me. Always!

And, over a good movie, if it's a silent one, but deadly I do like to catch him off guard and surprise him as he has me.

So much for the farting business discussion from me for now. Now I'll just need to cut this from your profile page, because it may smell and I'm thinking you might prefer it contained elsewhere and simply leave my Hello. (smiles)

Oh' ya' ......Outside of husband and son, I like to keep any smell from my farts distinguished, hidden, tucked away around an empty corner, and away from people.

Again, LMAO :rofl:

Hope

 

[goingonhope]

Add one guest to our house and back to Phantom Farting for me. Always!

Wait a second here, I got confused just for a moment here. Phantom farting is dropping those stink bombs and not owning up to them. It's true I've always been a phantom farter in public when and if I can't remove myself, but ..........add one guest to our house and I sneak away, yet if I must and can't move quick enough, then it's my phantom fart which appears. And me being an observer, I hang around to observe.

Hope