Phantom Farter - Are You One?

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So Sorry ...

I kind of lost count who trumped who?

forgot to include this ;)

trump! trump!! trump!!!

 

[Frankie]

This is a great thread ! lol....my exbf used to be ....welll, I guess he still is ....a phantom farter too....but he used to warn me first ! ...We would be in stores and he would say "baby, one coming......" and I would move so far away saying "not near me you don't" lol....cause he would easily have blamed it on me ! :doh:

Yep, he also did "dutch oven" numbers on me....lol....He would put cover on my face and say "DON'T move....one coming...and it's a good one"

Me ?? nahhhhh......like my little cousin used to say "men fart, women fluff" :thumbs-up

Frankie

 

[Grama-Herc]

FLUFF? Oh That is just to funny. Believe me, I am anything but fluffy

:rofl:I'm 6 feet 190 pounds. Fluff is not gonna qualify here

 

[amethist]

I don't get the dutch oven but the duvet waft, you know the one.

Suddenly the duvet starts to slowly levitate in the space between us then gets wafted at speed with the words " smell this it's a good one".

When i asked him why he did this he said " because my mum always said i should share things and not keep every thing to myself ".

Grama Herc, that had me in stitches.

Amethist