This is a great thread ! lol....my exbf used to be ....welll, I guess he still is ....a phantom farter too....but he used to warn me first ! ...We would be in stores and he would say "baby, one coming......" and I would move so far away saying "not near me you don't" lol....cause he would easily have blamed it on me ! :doh:
Yep, he also did "dutch oven" numbers on me....lol....He would put cover on my face and say "DON'T move....one coming...and it's a good one"
Me ?? nahhhhh......like my little cousin used to say "men fart, women fluff" :thumbs-up
Frankie