This has bothered me since yesterday. Well, actually the person has bothered me for 1 1/2 yrs. don't like the fat f*ck and never will.
He is the "boyfriend" of one of my customers. He's a fat f*ck, that is bent over and couldn't lift his f*cking ass head if he wanted too. He'd have to lay on the f*cking floor to look you in the f*cking eye. As he sat there at the f*cking kitchen table yesterday and farted away, lifting his f*cking fat assed cheek to do it, I finally had had enough. So, I said, "Uh, Charlie, got gas today?" His reply was, "Yes, I do" I couldn't resist. I told him the bathroom was 5 feet away. In which, he stood up promptly went into the bathroom and took a shit.
You fat f*cker with absolutely no f*cking manners, I hope your ass gets plugged to the point that you shit out of your mouth! ! !