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Deep Clinical Hypnosis Therapy For Combat Ptsd
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Hivernia,
Dalmatia,
Panonia,
Macedonia,
Libyae Interioris pars,
Mesopotamiae,
And oh yes, plenty of fighting in Germania (Superior, Inferior et Magnae).
Although most of the scraps were in Krop's Kasino in Herford or Pop's 'n Eddies Rheine-Dalen!
Ned since you mentioned it I fought at Vindobona... Germania is awfully cold as far north in Austria it is!!! That was right after our forced march from the Battle of Suessula in 341 BC, and about 500 yrs later but we did it!....
lol that was in my heyday when in Jimmy... I think I caught an episode or two, otherwise I was busy getting deployed, chasing tail at the local bars, or drowning my sorrows at the local bars... sometimes local meant me and a buddy would decide to drive the 12 hours to the Canadian border at 1am so we could get REAL Molson at a local bar THERE.... (And drink a case of the American stuff on the way...)
I grew up on Black Adder, Fawlty Towers and Python tho...
Just saying, since we hijacked this thread to hell lol
I grew up on Black Adder, Fawlty Towers and Python tho...
Just saying, since we hijacked this thread to hell lol
Vindaloo and lager for breakfast, what's not to like?
Er, well, not exactly. Y'see, what with the previous round of defence cuts, what we had was more an Imperial Chicken.....
To be honest we were glad to get rid of the bloody thing, but, we didn't lose it. Swapped it with the locals for this rather nice 5-series chariot....
Pseudoscience. Bullshit. This f*ck is a predator specializing in the weak minded with too much money and zero ability to take responsibility for their own well being.
Dip CAH = Diploma in Clinical and Advanced Hypnotherapy
I just signed Po-dog up for one of these without issue. Too bad I'm too cheap to pay for it.
PNLP = Practicioner in Neuro Linguistic Programming
Wow. That's cool. Too bad in reality there is no scientifically recognized thing as neuroliguistic programming except by hypnotherappists...
MBIH = Member of the British Institute of Hypnotherapy
Membership requirements: pay dues...
FITOL = Fellow of the Institute Of Training and Occupational Learning
This is an an online certification school. Again you pay money to get a piece of paper. I started to sign 'Po-dog up but he was more interested in sleeping on the keyboard.
NAAFI
Well at least this is a real acronym. You Brits may have booze on ships, but if this is the sort of bloke ya'll hire I can understand why.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Hello everyone! I specialize in geologic dermal crystal biofield realignment!
For a a few hundred quid a pop (or bucks) I will tell you everything is gonna be alright and place rock crystals, warmed in my armpits and between my ass cheeks, on key points of your body, thus realigning your intrinsic polyfield neobiotic aura into perfect atonement with ley lines and the earth's magnetic field.
As you lay there naked and covered in rocks I bought at a roadside tourist trap in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, I will consume copious amounts of mescaline and smoke clove cigarettes while my three pugs (claws untrimmed) carefully "Hunt the Wocket" on your muscle groups providing a combination massage and acupuncture therapy.
To complete this breakthrough healing technique, you will then coat yourself in Vaseline and Wheat Thins brand snack crackers and run into the street in broad daylight chanting "Eau Wad Tah Geu Siam." forty-two times whilst masturbating with a loofah and a Cornish game hen and attempting to car-jack Minnie Driver into a charteus fur-lined canoe.
While I cannot promise results from the first session, I can guarantee that I will make thousands in advertising dollars just off the YouTube video hits alone thanks to the fine folks at Google. I can also assure you I will laugh all the way to the casino where I will later be found dead in a gutter wearing adult size Aquaman Underoos under a pile of exhausted hookers and used drug paraphernalia.
My background and education in REAL science and Electronics proves that I know something about this topic, so you should already be on your way to the bank to get my money! Before you go, make sure you read my alphabet soup so you can be impressed how amazingly smart and qualified I am just in case you were doubting that I made this all up to get your money without actually having holding you at gunpoint and pounding roofing nails through your palms with a bowling pin.
Sludge the Amazing Un-wonder Veteran,
GDCBR specialist
FC1(SW/AW)USN, Ret
NEC 1121, 1127
BS in Electrical Engineering Technology, BS in Biology emphasis on chemistry, MS in Biochemistry,
City of Omaha 3rd Class Stationary Engineer, MIL-SPEC/CIV Fiber Optics Technician, Part-time Security Guard, Former Alcoholic, Pug Owner, designer of the least deadliest natural gas-powered water bong 1991 had to offer and all around great guy that can wear Ren and Stimpy boxer shorts and feel proud about it.
See, I can do it too! And my titles and qualifications are all real and/or from nationally/internationally recognized, accredited institutions of higher learning. And I AM a GDBCR specialist because I just said I was and you better believe it or I'll get out the roofing nails...
Now stop harassing this f*cktard and give me your money! The pugs need to go for a walk.;)
Dip CAH = Diploma in Clinical and Advanced Hypnotherapy
I just signed Po-dog up for one of these without issue. Too bad I'm too cheap to pay for it.
PNLP = Practicioner in Neuro Linguistic Programming
Wow. That's cool. Too bad in reality there is no scientifically recognized thing as neuroliguistic programming except by hypnotherappists...
MBIH = Member of the British Institute of Hypnotherapy
Membership requirements: pay dues...
FITOL = Fellow of the Institute Of Training and Occupational Learning
This is an an online certification school. Again you pay money to get a piece of paper. I started to sign 'Po-dog up but he was more interested in sleeping on the keyboard.
NAAFI
Well at least this is a real acronym. You Brits may have booze on ships, but if this is the sort of bloke ya'll hire I can understand why.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Hello everyone! I specialize in geologic dermal crystal biofield realignment!
For a a few hundred quid a pop (or bucks) I will tell you everything is gonna be alright and place rock crystals, warmed in my armpits and between my ass cheeks, on key points of your body, thus realigning your intrinsic polyfield neobiotic aura into perfect atonement with ley lines and the earth's magnetic field.
As you lay there naked and covered in rocks I bought at a roadside tourist trap in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, I will consume copious amounts of mescaline and smoke clove cigarettes while my three pugs (claws untrimmed) carefully "Hunt the Wocket" on your muscle groups providing a combination massage and acupuncture therapy.
To complete this breakthrough healing technique, you will then coat yourself in Vaseline and Wheat Thins brand snack crackers and run into the street in broad daylight chanting "Eau Wad Tah Geu Siam." forty-two times whilst masturbating with a loofah and a Cornish game hen and attempting to car-jack Minnie Driver into a charteus fur-lined canoe.
While I cannot promise results from the first session, I can guarantee that I will make thousands in advertising dollars just off the YouTube video hits alone thanks to the fine folks at Google. I can also assure you I will laugh all the way to the casino where I will later be found dead in a gutter wearing adult size Aquaman Underoos under a pile of exhausted hookers and used drug paraphernalia.
My background and education in REAL science and Electronics proves that I know something about this topic, so you should already be on your way to the bank to get my money! Before you go, make sure you read my alphabet soup so you can be impressed how amazingly smart and qualified I am just in case you were doubting that I made this all up to get your money without actually having holding you at gunpoint and pounding roofing nails through your palms with a bowling pin.
Sludge the Amazing Un-wonder Veteran,
GDCBR specialist
FC1(SW/AW)USN, Ret
NEC 1121, 1127
BS in Electrical Engineering Technology, BS in Biology emphasis on chemistry, MS in Biochemistry,
City of Omaha 3rd Class Stationary Engineer, MIL-SPEC/CIV Fiber Optics Technician, Part-time Security Guard, Former Alcoholic, Pug Owner, designer of the least deadliest natural gas-powered water bong 1991 had to offer and all around great guy that can wear Ren and Stimpy boxer shorts and feel proud about it.
See, I can do it too! And my titles and qualifications are all real and/or from nationally/internationally recognized, accredited institutions of higher learning. And I AM a GDBCR specialist because I just said I was and you better believe it or I'll get out the roofing nails...
Now stop harassing this f*cktard and give me your money! The pugs need to go for a walk.;)
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