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A legionary you are? Fought in Germania?

Hivernia,
Dalmatia,
Panonia,
Macedonia,
Libyae Interioris pars,
Mesopotamiae,
And oh yes, plenty of fighting in Germania (Superior, Inferior et Magnae).
Although most of the scraps were in Krop's Kasino in Herford or Pop's 'n Eddies Rheine-Dalen!
 
Hivernia,
Dalmatia,
Panonia,
Macedonia,
Libyae Interioris pars,
Mesopotamiae,
And oh yes, plenty of fighting in Germania (Superior, Inferior et Magnae).
Although most of the scraps were in Krop's Kasino in Herford or Pop's 'n Eddies Rheine-Dalen!


Ahhh... you were then who lost Augustus' eagle!
 
lol that was in my heyday when in Jimmy... I think I caught an episode or two, otherwise I was busy getting deployed, chasing tail at the local bars, or drowning my sorrows at the local bars... sometimes local meant me and a buddy would decide to drive the 12 hours to the Canadian border at 1am so we could get REAL Molson at a local bar THERE.... (And drink a case of the American stuff on the way...)

I grew up on Black Adder, Fawlty Towers and Python tho...

Just saying, since we hijacked this thread to hell lol
 
Ahhh... you were then who lost Augustus' eagle!

Er, well, not exactly. Y'see, what with the previous round of defence cuts, what we had was more an Imperial Chicken.....

Imperial Chickin.webp

To be honest we were glad to get rid of the bloody thing, but, we didn't lose it. Swapped it with the locals for this rather nice 5-series chariot....

chariot.webp
 
Pseudoscience. Bullshit. This f*ck is a predator specializing in the weak minded with too much money and zero ability to take responsibility for their own well being.

Dip CAH = Diploma in Clinical and Advanced Hypnotherapy
I just signed Po-dog up for one of these without issue. Too bad I'm too cheap to pay for it.


PNLP = Practicioner in Neuro Linguistic Programming
Wow. That's cool. Too bad in reality there is no scientifically recognized thing as neuroliguistic programming except by hypnotherappists...


MBIH = Member of the British Institute of Hypnotherapy
Membership requirements: pay dues...

FITOL = Fellow of the Institute Of Training and Occupational Learning
This is an an online certification school. Again you pay money to get a piece of paper. I started to sign 'Po-dog up but he was more interested in sleeping on the keyboard.

NAAFI
Well at least this is a real acronym. You Brits may have booze on ships, but if this is the sort of bloke ya'll hire I can understand why.


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