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[Jimmy1]

Just for you Zipp

 

[Jimmy1]

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

 

[Spock]

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

LOL!!! Caught me off guard

 

[Barberian]

 

[Spock]

 

[Spock]

 

[Barberian]

"the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were". I used to do this for the heck of it way back when I had a sense of humor.

 

[Spock]

Bragging rights: I used to be the youngest person on the planet, because I was the best swimmer in a class of about 40 million.

 

[Jimmy1]

For those of you with school aged children

 

[Sarg]

Thanks! Jimmy! Just what I needed. Got the laughs trying to pronounce hippotenuse!

Sarg

 

[Jimmy1]

 

[Sarg]

How's this T-shirt...

Don't know what army she's in but lead me to her recruiter!

Sarg