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[Spock]

 

[Jimmy1]

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Lie.

I don't get it

 

[Friday]

Whoops. My bad. I've had my head in old games, lately. Portal2. 'The cake is a lie.' is one of the ongoing themes. GlaDos is my hero, at present.
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- I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
- Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
- Oh, hi. Say, you're good at murder... Do you think you could? Thanks.
- Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
- Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
- There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are.

 

[Deleted member 43454]

Whoops. My bad. I've had my head in old games, lately. Portal2. 'The cake is a lie.' is one of the ongoing themes. GlaDos is my hero, at present.
_____

- I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
- Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
- Oh, hi. Say, you're good at murder... Do you think you could? Thanks.
- Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
- Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
- There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are.

Heard good things about that game Friday. Was a big fan of Half-Life. Well still am, really. Valve. Great games. I will have to check that out.

 

[Friday]

It's retro-month as Casa de Friday. HalfLife2, Portal2, TF2, Borderlands2, first four or so CODs, a few Hitmans, BioShocks, Left4dead, WalkingDead, Halos (pre343), etc. My son & I have different routes to keeping gaming affordable. I go old, he goes beta.

 

[Friday]

This is earlier in the thread but I can't find the sucker.

 

[dutchiedelta]

Oh ballserooni hahaha. You're right, things can get worse.

 

[Friday]

I'm 99% positive I didn't rip this one from on here (may have done) but from a photography site. It just always strikes me as bringing a knife to a gunfight.

Shooting. You're Doing It Wrong.

 

[dutchiedelta]

Sweet mother of mercy.
That photographer had a lot of balls to stand there.
No brains maybe but plenty of balls.

 

[Jimmy1]

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room.
Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks:
'Dad, what's love juice?'

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says:
'So what were you watching?'

Billy says:
'Wimbledon.'

 

[Deleted member 43454]

 

[OldDoorGunner]

Prozac??? It f*cking sucks........Where's my arms???