My Driod Is Trying To Wreck My Marriage, Lol.

[Raven]

This wasn't an issue on my last couple phones, but I got a new one the other day and it automatically connected to my Verizon Cloud. My last two phones didn't do that automatically.

So my phone started loading all the pictures I've taken and received in the last like five years to a year and a half ago. Pictures from long before I knew my husband.

It was doing this while he was f*cking around with my phone trying to put some apps on it or something.

...You can probably see where this is going...

 

[Friday]

Oh! Oh! I would make it so much worse with my big f*cking mouth...

That threesome? No that was while you were at the grocery store, babe. Like last Thursday. I told you to hurry, but nooooooo.

((I am divorced. Don't listen to me.))

 

[dutchiedelta]

Crapperdeecrap. How is he taking it?

Angry?
Amused?
Inspired?

 

[Raven]

Crapperdeecrap. How is he taking it?

Angry?
Amused?
Inspired?

None of it's very inspiring or amusing. Just some pictures of old flames whom I've moved on from, in various states of undress, and a couple penises whose owners I've forgotten about.

My husband keeps harping on about it, even though the pictures have date stamps if you check the "details". I get that he didn't want to see that shit (and honestly neither did I) and he's trolled by it, but he's acting like I'm waving them in front of his face on purpose.

So, angry.

 

[dutchiedelta]

Ouch....

 

[JarHed]

It's been said many times and many ways, and I don't mean Merry Christmas!, Once you post, send or otherwise use data on the internet it's there FOREVER. Not much of a worry for an old f*ck like me, I'll be dead and gone. But for ya'll, it's a HUGE OOUCHIE!!!

He'll get over it or he won't. Not like he never did the same thing. And I'd remind him that you're with him now or doesn't he get that yet??

Nice picture of you, by the way.

Jar

 

[Raven]

It's been said many times and many ways, and I don't mean Merry Christmas!, Once you post, send or otherwise use data on the internet it's there FOREVER. Not much of a worry for an old f*ck like me, I'll be dead and gone. But for ya'll, it's a HUGE OOUCHIE!!!

He'll get over it or he won't. Not like he never did the same thing. And I'd remind him that you're with him now or doesn't he get that yet??

Nice picture of you, by the way.

Jar

He will get over it. I think. It's not like he ever thought I was a completely innocent virgin when we first met, but I think this is the first time he's seeing visible proof of that.

My history is a lot more colorful and interesting than his apparently was, a fact which occasionally trolls him. When our numbers came up, he said he could still count his on one hand (even after we happened), but me? ...I don't have enough digits, toes, or limbs. But that's something he knew early on and supposedly came to terms with. That I'm more experienced than he is--and not only in terms of numbers but in terms of deeds. Whatever. I picked his squid ass, right? That ought to count for something.

 

[Friday]

It's been said many times and many ways, and I don't mean Merry Christmas!, Once you post, send or otherwise use data on the internet it's there FOREVER. Not much of a worry for an old f*ck like me, I'll be dead and gone. But for ya'll, it's a HUGE OOUCHIE!!!

Not just that... But we looked at dirty magazines behind the dugout / fought behind the gym. My son? Dude. I'm so sorry for all y'all. Cause it's all public on Facebook & browsing history (the parental one, that you can't delete genius)....and busted.

 

[Friday]

My history is a lot more colorful and interesting than his apparently was, a fact which occasionally trolls him. When our numbers came up, he said he could still count his on one hand (even after we happened), but me? ...I don't have enough digits, toes, or limbs. But that's something he knew early on and supposedly came to terms with. That I'm more experienced than he is--and not only in terms of numbers but in terms of deeds. Whatever. I picked him, right? That ought to count for something.

Right? I made a decision to never talk numbers with anyone I even have the remotest possibility of sleeping with sometime after MCT. Nope. Sorry. Not gonna happen. When pressed, I just say I quit counting. Military sex rules & civvie sex rules are so damn different.

 

[Raven]

Right? I made a decision to never talk numbers with anyone I even have the remotest possibility of sleeping with sometime after MCT. Nope. Sorry. Not gonna happen. When pressed, I just say I quit counting. Military sex rules & civvie sex rules are so damn different.

We were both U.S. Military.

Women usually keep track. I actually wanted to count how many pieces I ripped my soul into. So I did. I have a number, and it's on the low end because it's only how many I actually remember.

It's not the difference between mil/vets and civvies, it's the difference between men and women methinks.

Whatever, I was a slut at one point. I don't give a f*ck. I found someone who keeps me mostly sane.

 

[combatgoldfish]

My phone is my personal space, no reason for anyone to be using it and if they do they shouldn't be snooping around. Not like I have anything incriminating on there but as a matter of respect and trust in a relationship, going though each other's stuff is a no no.

 

[Jimmy1]

You have to have personal space. Margaret often tells me to get something out of her handbag. f*ck no. You could have anything living in there, they are so heavy.