Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

What is this needing bullshit?

Last I checked, inquisitive + clueless as hell was not on my needs list.
I am shorter and politer IRL with you because kudos, you managed to actually piss me off.

So friending that neighborhood partlypath for backing the too hot / too icy / too many lives down, again. Kids apparently do not work, (notEnemiesGoddamn). Note to self: The past is a different land.

 

[Slushie]

You're not the kind of therapist I'd feel at ease talking to anyway so you done me a favour rejecting me from the service but you seemed like you already planned to not take me on anyway so it would have been nice if you could've spared me from paying out on the bus fare to get here ?

 

[Skywatcher]

I like it when you get flustered and laugh at yourself about it, especially when you call yourself out for having a “metaphor day” or say that you sound like you are talking straight out of the sixties.

 

[Abstract]

It may be best to refer people on when the situation is beyond your training or experience.

 

[Skywatcher]

Crap. I think I just sent you an email in a triggered state.

 

[Ronin]

Sorry for that canceled session.

I got tired of months long pretending.
But since you bothered to get I was quoting something the last five times:
Lies, she was fine with. It was being lied to she despised.

 

[Friday]

Lies, she was fine with. It was being lied to she despised.

I’m kind of in love with this.

 

[Ronin]

Margaret Stohl in Black Widow: Forever Red, to blame for the beauty, @Friday.

 

[lizbeth27]

One of my old therapists said "have you honestly been previously diagnosed with depression? Because I don't see the signs..."

"I'm pretty sure that uncontrollably staring at walls for hours not speaking or eating, wearing the same clothes for days on end, feeling like I have 1000 tonne weights attached to my body, ordering helium balloon party kits when there are definitely no parties and being completely overwhelmed by the process of getting a glass of water are pretty clear-cut signs."

I actually had nothing against this therapist on the whole but I'm constantly disturbed by how they get used to thinking they can size you up within 5 minutes in the environment of their office, and that your knowledge of your own reality means relatively little. And yes, I had been diagnosed!

 

[Skywatcher]

I am worried about your politics. You seem open minded in our discussions. Are you lying to me?

 

[MyWillow]

“Your dogs are not enough to get you through this.”

f*cking seriously? Clearly you haven’t met my dogs.

 

[Missycat]

When initially working with a new t.
“ xx it helps if i can see your face” ..(when i wanted to just hide my head away or i just wanted to look out of the window)
Me “i cant say the words if you look at me or if i look at you”
Whilst im thinking and wanting to say “ but you have a habbit of closing your eyes when you talk so how can you see my face anyways ?!” ... just saying !