List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[Pitt Bull]

A little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy, how was I born?" The father
answers: "Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You have mail.

 

[maus]

no

which part of "NO!", don't you understand?

 

[Kathy]

As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

I believe the punchline for this joke is missing? Or did maus supply it? :smile:

We are curious as to the ending, in any event!

 

[Pitt Bull]

Sorry the last part must have been deleted.

The is YOU have MALE!!!

Sorry for not catching this earlier.

 

[Kathy]

Oh ha ha, thank you Pitt Bull. That makes sense now and is funny. Really we were wondering!

 

[maus]

funny

that was funny from both of you :-)

 

[becvan]

Sorry guys, that was my fault! Didn't see the ending when I edited out the tags and deleted it by accident! Never noticed till now! LOL

good joke..

bec

 

[anthony]

Fixed............

 

[maus]

cold

A young polar bear asked its mother:
“Mummy am I a real polar bear?” of course you are!
and are you a real polar bear? Of course I am! she replied. And daddy? Yes he too, and your parents too? and daddy’s parents too? Yes everybody is. Why do you ask? Well if our family are real polar bears:
“Then why am I freezing my butt off!”

 

[maus]

hahaha

nice fix anthony
it is you have male (it was a boy) and not mail :eek:
that was the punchline of the joke

 

[Jim]

Just found this. Wife and I had a good laugh. Especially since we are in the city of Saskatoon presently.

Jim

 

[batgirl]

Just found this. Wife and I had a good laugh. Especially since we are in the city of Saskatoon presently.

OMG hahaha. That's horrible, poor animals!! Though I have to admit, I love moose sausage. Yum. Is that sign here in the city???