As I recall you missed all the holidays last year and "woke up" after the new year.
Cha. Last year PARTICULARLY bit me.
( (I was trying to find fangs in the emoticon library, & nope, so I tried claws, thinking cat/wolf/gator/bitey slashing anything and? LMFAO

… a lobstah… is it’s first suggestion?!? OK. Done. Just because. Also, because there is a hilarious Dave Barry article about a bloke who tried to steal lobsters by shoving them down his pants, without the rubber bands… and... Hilarity did not ensue. Which meant it was absofreakinglutely hilarious. I believe that article may have also had some opinions on the ill advised nature of making love to vacuum cleaners, and the trials of being an ER doc.))
Back on target! Last year. Sucked. (No vacuum cleaners were injured/involved).
Figured I just needed a couple weeks off work to deal with my back… and NOPE! Called out sick on Halloween, and have -pretty much- been on bedrest since then. Since my worst anniversaries are in November? With no way to blow off stress? I was a particularly charming, lovely, and delightful person. For the duration. That was a bad blow. Basically managed to finally pull my head out of my ass sometime after New Years. (Sadly, that did not unf*ck my back.) I owe my family an all expenses paid cruise for dealing with me.
Anyone have any original ideas?
So I was looking up male/female crime gods trying to find a “better” pairing than the suicide-by-cop teenagers Bonnie & Clyde (that’s still a wicked fun costume pair)…
…when I found what ***I*** am going to be for Halloween

(and am currently in negotiations with my fam to join me : Money Heist; Dali masks & red jumpsuits. OMFG. Even me in a fat suit can justify that one. And I’m 99% positive my sis has a red & black boa she can rock)…
… but I’ve also sorta/kinda stumbled onto a crime duo you might like??? Maaaaaaybe?
Sherlock Holmes & The Woman.
PARTICULARLY the Cumberbatch version, where The Woman is a dominatrix/Moriarty/Best. Villain. Ever.
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I. NEED. MY. BODY. BACK. before I do Tim Burton’s Alice… but I am soooo over the moon about the corseted, blonde, red&black curtains as a wild-wild dress. (I’m very brunette at the moment).
Alice & Hatter, I would beLovingLy bequeath.

As it’s not “mine” to bequeath.
As would WarDog & Handler, if your beau could stand the uniform (I couldn’t) on either of you, and ears/tail on the other.