The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[deer_in_headlights]

Wish happily granted, Albatross!

You can now play, with skill and beauty, both instruments!
You even sign on with Jesta, and you both become Rap / Music stars, pulling in millions of dollars / event!

The only catch is, you have to play them both: the indian flute and didgeridoo at the same time.
In order to do this, you had to stick the indian flute up your nose, where it magically stuck (blame Amethist :D).

You now have a permanent Nose Whistle!!!
(You can imagine how irritating you become to yourself and everyone around you, unless you constantly finger, or pick, your nose to make beautiful music.) People love hearing this, but turn green as they watch you do it...

Enjoy! :)

I wish for ISH to be able to talk in Fish language! We need a good sea life interpreter...

 

[The Albatross]

Heh... funny. I actually do know a Huna healer here who plays the nose flute, so it could be difficult but not impossible... though surely I'd pass out from the lung volume I'd need to play both. Thanks for the giggle today.

 

[ISupportHer]

You now have a permanent Nose Whistle!!!
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You all are fortunate I didn't get to this one first. I was thinking more the opposite end of the body, fueled by the "musical fruit"....BEANS

 

[deer_in_headlights]

Well, if you really wanted to, Albatross, (if you run out of lung power) the didgeridoo is well suited for placement where ISH is thinking...

You could really blast some low, powerful, interesting notes;
especially if you eat a cheese and bean burrito right before your Rap concert with Jesta.

:D

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, ISH, you have now bean the first to get to this request,
It is widely thought that your knowledge of music stinks.
But now everybody knows that it is c(rap)

OK everyone all together now!

Beans, beans good for your heart,
the more you eat the more you f/#t.

I wish ISH didn't have to have a didgeridoo stuck there to enable him to speak fishy!

 

[deer_in_headlights]

Your wish is granted, Jesta.

ISH was sittin' on the dock of the bay, (trying to imitate Otis Redding)
blurping musical blats into the sea through his didgeridoo (fueled by bean dip).

He was attracting a large school of assorted marine life,
when suddenly an entire pod of killer whales, annoyed by his terrible dialect,
grabbed the didgeridoo (with ISH still attached), and were last seen headed out to open ocean, to enjoy a tasty ISH-kebab.

I think he'll be unstuck very soon, but I wish that ISH would be rescued in an amazing way.

 

[KP the nut]

Your wish has been granted. ISH has been rescued by David Attenburgh whilst David was filming for his new 'Wildlife - Strange but True' series. ISH is now the topic of many natural science programmes as scientists and naturalists ponder why killer whales have turned their attention to man.

I wish for life to go smoothly without any downs

 

[The Albatross]

Wish granted with a twist....

Without any downs you have no appreciation for smooth or ups and are at a crossroads.

I wish I lved in a wigwam (obscure Cat Stevens reference)

 

[deer_in_headlights]

I wish for life to go smoothly without any downs

Good one, Kath! (Nice ISH rescue, and I love David Attenburgh.)

Albatross beat me to your wish... I was thinking about giving you a hot air balloon ("Up, Up and away, in my beautiful ballon.")
They're a LOT of fun, and very smooth. (And, you get to pop a cork and guzzle champagne after the trip.)
I was sort of hoping your flight would bring you across the Atlantic, where you could land at my place.
Champagne and chocolate cake! :D

 

[KP the nut]

I was sort of hoping your flight would bring you across the Atlantic, where you could land at my place.
Champagne and chocolate cake! :D

Oh yes, please, champagne and chocolate, yummmmm.

 

[ISupportHer]

ISH-kebab.

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ROFL

 

[Jestadud]

I'll grant your wish Albatross, you get to live in a wigwam but as it's in frozen Alaska you have to spend most of your time dancing round the totem pole just to keep warm. Pretty soon you move to an igloo as it is much better suited to these conditions.

It isn't long before the conditions get too much for you and you long for sunnier climes so you link up with a band of Gypsies to travel south. During the long slow journey you become indoctrinated into the cult they are gathering people for and are forced to live in a commune run by young Chuck Manson. He frightens you so much that you shake whenever he's around and because of that they nickname you hippie after the hippie hippie shakes.

Eventually you manage to flee and your flight and the need to go into hiding results in your living up a tree in a tree hut where you listen to the birds singing in their nest below you and then you realise, you are the one who flew over the Cuckoos nest !! :eek: (boom boom)

The song will probably never seem the same again. ;)

I wish Cat Stevens had never changed his name.