Bum Wiping & Wet One's Aka Moist Towelette's

[Nicolette]

I'm about to go a find a toilet bowl and use it to puke in

 

[KP the nut]

I'm about to go a find a toilet bowl and use it to puke in

I totally love the Aussie expression 'driving the porcelain bus' :roflmao::sick:

 

[freakofnurture]

Hey, who else here has a f*mily in law that manages to steer every conversation towards the toilet sooner or later? 'Later' meaning 'towards the end of dinner'... Even grandma partakes with a gleeful expression o.o

 

[anthony]

My old man is a shocker... everything returns to jokes about the bum. Farting, pooing, smells, etc... shocker.

I have to look in the bowl after I've been, otherwise I'll never hear the end of it when Nicolette visits and has to see my left overs in the bowl... all bad, so its easier to just clean my mess.

My payback is to leave the toilet roll empty for her... then snicker when I here the roar when she dashed for a pee! :coffee:

 

[intothelight]

OK, since this has turned into a toilet thread.....

Ask me how many times I cleaned it with my ex's toothbrush :devilish:

 

[anthony]

Ouch... now that is some serious payback! Sweet...

 

[Kintsugi]

My old man is a shocker... everything returns to jokes about the bum. Farting, pooing, smells, etc... shocker.

My grandfather is fluent in Yiddish, but every time I ask him to teach me some of it, he repeats the same phrases I've known since I was a young child: gay aven kakem yam, gay kaka nevaunt--"Go take a sh*t in the ocean, go sh*t on the wall." He's a charming old man. ^-^

 

[freakofnurture]

Lol, intothelight, that's great!

@anthony: Your old man sounds like fun :D

Also, Nicolette's pain is a pledge for storing all toilet paper within arm's reach of the seat. My husband has a strange fetish for tp logistics, sadly. A pack of rolls always takes a journey from the hallway to the toilet to the hallway to the little cabinet in the bathroom, and from there again to the toilet, two rolls at a time.

 

[amethist]

Apologies :D, but yep the but is back. I saw this game and thought of all those struggling with the bum wipes.

Potty putting game for those who have time on there hands. :roflmao:

 

[Nicolette]

My payback is to leave the toilet roll empty for her... then snicker when I here the roar when she dashed for a pee! :coffee:

PTSD Memory huh?! Remember the "I love you" notes I left in black marker on the empty roll ..........after I had reached into the cupboard in front of me (not silly when it comes to storing toilet paper) and then put it back, washed my hands and sneaked into the office to grab the marker and return to the bathroom to write the note on the empty roll left in place. :sneaky:

I can play with the big boys but yes, hate seeing your skiddies. :poop::roflmao:

 

[Nicolette]

Also, Nicolette's pain is a pledge for storing all toilet paper within arm's reach of the seat.

Absolutely correct and that's what happens.... I learned quickly living with Anthony - all for one and that one was him.... so pay backs are a b*tch but oh so much fun. :p

 

[amethist]

Oh boy now this is funny.

I have just heard hubby scream out. I thought he was screaming FLASHBACK, nope I miss heard him.

He was screaming SPLASH-BACK, seems the water is cold in the bowl this morning. :eek: