I have always been confused by "Waste not, want not".
I am a hoarder (though my husband, "Mr. Clean", forbids it getting out of hand so it's not like you see on tv) so I definitely waste not but I sure as hell have a whoooooole lotta wants!
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart.
Wouldn't the seat of anything be at the butt?
What goes around, comes around.
What about the flu? A rumor? Any number of things that prompt a person to say "there's a lot of that going around"?
Every rose has it's thorns.
Um, Ive bought plenty of roses that had no thorns.
You've made your bed, now lie in it.
Well, what if I DIDNT make my bed and what if I'm not tired or don't want to lie down at all?
Money makes the world go 'round.
Well, I have no money and the world keeps right on spinning. Beside, in science class, they didn't attribute it to money at all.
And, a few just for my own morbid curiosity, wouldn't a "smoking section" in a restaurant sorta be like a "peeing section" in a swimming pool?
I was always told "you have to eat it because there are starving children in Africa"...yet she never once took me up on my offer to send my food over there.
"When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade"...well, if you don't have any sugar, isn't it still just as bitter??
Put on a pair of jeans? Why don't I put on a jean, instead?
I have always wondered about the first guy who ever decided to eat an egg...really, think about it.