You Know You Spend To Much Time On Ptsd Boards

[Friday]

Lol ...Also... f*cked Up Beyond All Recognition

Don't forget BOHICA (bend over, here it comes again), & Clusterf*ck.
Not an acronym, that, just a really great word. ;)

 

[Sweetpea76]

@Lemontree , six can also mean a command... maybe because they are in the rear? I have no idea about the origins of that. All I know is my Vet calls me "Kitchen Six", as in "I'm going to get busted by Kitchen-Six if I get shitfaced tonight and come home and puke on the welcome mat."

 

[Deleted member 28812]

Could you explain this to me? How is six a command and what is a clusterf*ck?

 

[Sweetpea76]

Command, as in the commanding officers etc. Clusterf*ck... well, that is where a bunch of things are f*cked up all together, like in a cluster. For example, "We got a flat, ran out of gas, and got lost... this trip has just been one huge clusterf*ck."

 

[Deleted member 28812]

Command, as in the commanding officers etc.

Eh?

 

[Sighs]

True story:

I once worked with a guy who was pretty much incompetent. And his actual honest to god last name was... drum roll please... Clutterbuck. No prizes for guessing his nickname.

 

[Deleted member 28812]

I noticed I don't spend enough time on the PTSD boards. What is a clutterbuck?

 

[Sweetpea76]

Clutterbuck was the guys last name... sounds a lot like clusterf*ck :)

 

[Deleted member 28812]

So what kind of command is "six" now?

 

[Sweetpea76]

Command, as in "the Command" in the rear... all the head dudes in charge basically.

 

[Deleted member 28812]

Oh, I see.
I feel much smarter now.
Does any of you more words for me to learn? This is fun and I like to learn not only new languages but also new sociolects.

Especially "chair force" is fun... so sorry Monty... I don't mean it like that... it's just... I do love wordplays. I have great respect for the air force.

 

[Sweetpea76]

Getting f*cked by the Green Weenie = getting screwed over by the military, like not having equipment you need, getting punished for stupid things.