A Joke For A Smile

[Jimmy1]

A Joke For A Smile

Thought I would start an individual thread for people to put their jokes in.

Here is another one.


Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend..'

Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that
I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you
had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

 

[Nathan1]

LMAO lets is funny

 

[Inouk]

LOL - Hahahaha - I love your jokes Jimmy

 

[Jimmy1]

Love this one

Guys and Gals, I could not show you this one

 

[Inouk]

wow LOL!!! But here is my really stupid question: Is this a joke or for real?

 

[Jimmy1]

Yes, it was in some American newspaper I think. It seems too witty for them. hahaha. I think its Aussie.

 

[Inouk]

Gee you have a good sense of humour QLD Jimmy. I love reading your posts and comments. On the dot, cool and honest...you are.

 

[Jimmy1]

Thanks. Just call me Jimmy. I will endeavor to add a couple of jokes here and there.

 

[anthony]

That is so funny....

 

[Jimmy1]

Another one. I laughed so much I almost did...........

 

[Nicolette]

Dedicated To Jimmy and Anthony

Why Australia is in Trouble

The population of this country is 23 million

10 million are retired

That leaves 13 million to do the work

There are 8 million in school

Leaving 5 million to do the work

Of these, 2.7 million are “employed” by the federal government

So there’re only 2.3 million to do the work

400,000 are in the armed forces, busy trying to catch Osama Bin-Laden

Which leaves 1.9 million to do the work

Take from that total the 1.5 million people who “work” for state and city governments

Just 0.4 million left to do the work

At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals

Leaving 381,200 to do the work

Currently we have 380,198 people in prisons

That leaves just two people to do the work

You and me

And there you are

Sitting on your ass

At the computer, reading jokes

Nice….. Real nice.

 

[Jimmy1]

lmao. You hit the nail on the head there.