Alphabet Game - Lets Play

[reallydown]

Morning came and went...day turned to night...no sign of Rocky. Zed, ready to give up, decided to grab a beer at the local pub when...

 

[Jet]

Nancy and Norbert, the zoo's resident chimps sidled up to the bar. "A bananna daquari and some chicken wings please" said Norbert.

 

[cookie]

Odd, thought Zed,(who was more than just a tad inebriated himself). i don't remember seeing such a hairy fellow in here. and his girlfriend---hoooo, well, she must have a great personality.

 

[mouse]

Perfect, thought Zed who in in his inebriated condition starting putting he moves on Nancy the Chimp not realizing that she was a chimp which.

 

[wildfirewildone]

.....questioned the sanity of the human race as she dumped two bottles of beer on Zed's head....

 

[reallydown]

Reeking of alcohol, and in a lot of pain, Zed decided to go home but as he was leaving the pub he heard someone callign his name and...

 

[cookie]

stammering in a drunken slur, he answered;"y-y-yyeah, who's there? what d' ya w-w-want?" before falling into into a pile of rhinocerous......

 

[Rob T.]

treacle. Rhinocerous treacle being a little known, and bad tasting dessert,which is rightfully ignored by most classical chefs. Zed looked down at his rhinoceros treacle stained clothes and said....

 

[reallydown]

"Ugh...this is so sticky..."

 

[goingonhope]

Voicing his distress and sticky predicament at full volume Zed screamed, “How on earth did this rhino get me into so much trouble.” “I think I’ll go have another..........

 

[cookie]

Wait! That's it! the rhino was drunk. No sober rhino could climb a tree. Now where do you suppose he found any liquor to get into? aha! It must have been......

 

[goingonhope]

Zed !

:rofl: ...:rofl:... :rofl: (lol)