Alphabet Game - Lets Play

[Heather]

I don't know he thought to himself as he scratched his nose he caught a whiff of something quite offensive.......

 

[The Albatross]

um Heather, you forgot the "H"?

 

[goingonhope]

A highschool student was forced to drink 6 ounces of cod liver oil each morning with his breakfast. (goingonhope)

By the end of the week, he was running to the rest room so often, he was sent home. (amethist)

'cause the loads in his pants were awful smelly pee-you! (Heather)

Depressed he learned to control his bladder and bowels. (The Albatross)

Except on a Wednesday, when he had a full afternoon of sports, any excuse he could use to get out of it, he used. (amethist)

Foiled again! He didn't realize his mother slipped some cod liver oil into his ovaltine. (Heather)

Gee Whiz!.....thought Harry, in spite of everything I've learned, how will I ever eradicate these, more difficult, shits? (goingonhope)

Ha! He thought as he whipped out his grandmother's sectret stash of depends! (Heather)

I put these things on, ..how? and he thought to himself, Gee.' (being a man child he had discarded the instructions) (The Albatross)

Jolly O', I don't know! ...he thought to himself as he scratched his nose and caught a whiff of something quite offensive....... (Heather)

...Just some teeny adjustments to keep this story going.
...Wanna keep playing the next letter is K.

Next:

 

[The Albatross]

Ack thanks (obviously spaced).

 

[a3a2]

LOL, very cute idea!!!!

 

[The Albatross]

Kicking aside the Depends, he hit the shower and changed his clothes silently resolving to search and destroy every bit of cod liver oil and write his mother a letter to emplore her that this was seriously affecting his social interactions and self esteem.

 

[KP the nut]

Looking around his home, he saw a large cupboard with a padlock on it, Eureka he shouted, that must be where she keeps the cod liver oil. He fetched a large crowbar from the garage, and broke the padlock. He swung open the door and there in the cupboard he saw.................................

 

[intothelight]

More cod liver oil that he ever had seen in his life. So he proceeded to...............

 

[goingonhope]

.......notice that behind all that cod liver oil were generational records, present from his mother's youth, and detailing
nearly every Timpson family members accounts of that awful childhood ostacism, resulting from too much sh't ....and too fast.

Next:

 

[Heather]

OKay, he said to himself as he stomped of to the garage and gathered up his father's secret stash of kerosene.

He walked back into the house grabbed the records doused them, lit a match and watched them burn with a satisfaction that was indescribable........

 

[Grama-Herc]

Phone ringing woke him up and it was then that he realized he was having the worst nightmare ever. But knowing he walks in his sleep, he

 

[KP the nut]

Questioned what the meaning of the dream was, was it a dream, was he awake or asleep, did anyone care. And why was he as naked as the day he was born stood in.................................