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I got to say, at the amount of recoil, that gun and the flash are photoshopped. Was looking at it and the slide is not engaged. It would be in the rear position (roughly) while the muzzle blast is seen. If the weapon is not cycling, that means it was not really fired. Photoshop wins again. Gun still not identified....but we do know not a real gun being fired.
 
Ok a little sacreligous...

Jesus walks into the Inn, the manager looks at him and asks him what he could do for him....

Jesus looks at him and hands him 3 nails and says...

Can you put me up for the night?



Sorry... just got through watching The Crow with Brandon Lee... Thought that ironic...
 
You know you're having a bad day when:

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lol Wagon reading back I saw your comments about Houston... I live on the outskirts and how true!!! the land of K-Bars in the entrance table near the door, sawed off shotguns and beer coolers you can put 2 cases in...
 
Nothing wrong with Northern Oz, apart from the dust, humidity, and the indigenous population, oh and the beaches where there is danger of crocodiles.
 
meh Jimmy we have Alligators here.. kinda like snub nosed Crocs... we have the humidity and omg dont get me started on the indigenous population... our beaches are covered in crude oil clumps from Mexican rigs etc... I would feel right at home there! oh and instead of Great White attacks we have Bull Shark attacks here lol... welcome home m8!
 
An Italian MaMa


Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.


He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."


So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ;
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it but
the fact remains that it has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from
his MaMa which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa


Moral:



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