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Alright We Need More Jokes
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Tim &Bailey
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Tim &Bailey
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Once upon a time there were four
members of an Organization. Their
nicknames were Everybody, Somebody,
Anybody and Nobody.
It seems there was an important job to be
done within the Organization and
Everybody was asked to do it.
Naturally, Everybody was sure
Somebody would do it. Anybody could
have done it, of course, but Nobody did
it. Somebody got angry about that
because it was supposed to be
Somebody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody would do
it, but it turned out that Nobody realized
that Everybody would not do it.
As a result, Everybody blamed
Somebody when Nobody did what
Somebody could have.
members of an Organization. Their
nicknames were Everybody, Somebody,
Anybody and Nobody.
It seems there was an important job to be
done within the Organization and
Everybody was asked to do it.
Naturally, Everybody was sure
Somebody would do it. Anybody could
have done it, of course, but Nobody did
it. Somebody got angry about that
because it was supposed to be
Somebody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody would do
it, but it turned out that Nobody realized
that Everybody would not do it.
As a result, Everybody blamed
Somebody when Nobody did what
Somebody could have.
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Wagon
I would have tried to fire the whole mess.
But then Everybody, Somebody and Anybody would have turned me into HR....Claiming Nobody did it.
But then Everybody, Somebody and Anybody would have turned me into HR....Claiming Nobody did it.
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reddevil1111
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The one with Gordon still makes me laugh every time. We NEED MORE jokes folks. So I know you guys and gals have them. Please PLEASE post more of them I need the sunshine in my day. Thanks.
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Wagon
A small joke. And I have no idea how this situation occurred, it was relayed to me by a Welshman.
An American, a Brit and a China-man are in a prison camp.
One day the Commandant walks up and says "Alright, you three are going to get to work. See that big hill of dirt there? You're going to move it from there (pointing) to there (pointing about 30 meters away). American! You provide the labor, Brit, you plan and supervise and Chinese man you are in charge of supplies, now move!"
Next day comes around and the Commandant finds the Brit and the American standing next to the big hill of dirt which has not moved. The Commandant is of course furious. "What the hell have you people been doing? nothing is done!"
The Brit replies. "We don't have any shovels or wheelbarrows, no supplies, the Chinaman disappeared."
So the Commandant stalks off looking for the China-man. And just when he rounds the hill of dirt the China-man jumps out and says
"SUPLIZE!!!!"
Bit of a groaner, but it is one of the cleaner jokes I know.
An American, a Brit and a China-man are in a prison camp.
One day the Commandant walks up and says "Alright, you three are going to get to work. See that big hill of dirt there? You're going to move it from there (pointing) to there (pointing about 30 meters away). American! You provide the labor, Brit, you plan and supervise and Chinese man you are in charge of supplies, now move!"
Next day comes around and the Commandant finds the Brit and the American standing next to the big hill of dirt which has not moved. The Commandant is of course furious. "What the hell have you people been doing? nothing is done!"
The Brit replies. "We don't have any shovels or wheelbarrows, no supplies, the Chinaman disappeared."
So the Commandant stalks off looking for the China-man. And just when he rounds the hill of dirt the China-man jumps out and says
"SUPLIZE!!!!"
Bit of a groaner, but it is one of the cleaner jokes I know.
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