Alright We Need More Jokes

[Sarg]

Uh, sign on the back gate of my VA...

I did e-mail Toro to see if they made a string trimmer for nasal hair...no answer yet.

Sarg

 

[Need an Oasis]

 

[Jimmy1]

What a blast he will be having. The quickest form of laxative around.
How it's not bore shot.

 

[Sarg]

Different vein....

Brand new digitals too!!

Sarg

 

[Spock]

Wise words from an old timer. Not me.

"When getting a prostate/rectal exam, always make sure there is only one hand on your shoulders.......Not two."

D'oh!

 

[Wagon]

After much reading and research, I found the cure for PTSD.......But watch out for the side effects.

I'm noting I don't see Mezcal in there.........which is like tequila on steroids.

 

[Spock]

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LOL!!!

 

[JennyMac]

 

[JennyMac]

 

[Need an Oasis]

North Korean generals:

 

[Wagon]

Now that is some bling. It's what all of us would have looked like if the Cold War had continued. Pant leg medals!!!! What does that look like when somebody gets decorated with one of those....Hehe. While you're down there...ahem.

 

[Sarg]

Oh, that's a classic! Betcha they take extra care pinning on those leg medals.

Sarg