Do Dutch people love their bikes the way we Merkins love our cars?
Can´t speak for all Dutchmen but I think generally we see bikes as things that are really fast and can get you from A to B, however most bikes are left outside or in a garage and tend to become shitty. Either that or they get stolen, or vandalized or thrown into the canals. Depending on where you live.
So I think the Dutch see bikes as fancy pieces of junk you can ride on. Probably most prefer cars, but a bike is just way more convenient sometimes considering it costs nothing and you can park it anywhere and take it with you in the city. So short answer: no, probably not - a bike is a cultural phenomenon different from cars :)