Ask Not What You Can Do For The Mice

[Deleted member 28403]

Hmmm, why can't we have digger's mice... :(

Well, I guess mine would basically be a bunch of motivators and shit :P

 

[RussH]

buy some rat shot for my pistol

 

[Justmehere]

My dog is the best alarm clock ever. She keeps motivated to be up and moving by 6am every morning. Or else she stands over me and drools on my head. Very effective anti-isolation motivation....

If you had magic mice, what obstacles would they motivate you to overcome?

My fear of returning to school.

So as I toiled, I thought, what if the mice could motivate me to do other stuff? Like research more schools? Or join a book club? Or learn to grow and maintain an indoor herb garden?

Dancing mice (from:http://www.dancespirit.com) to cheer @Simply Simon on!

 

[Anarchy]

I'll risk a thread ban for these
disturbing adult content to follow

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if you have mice
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at least is shows that you don't have rats
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[Kintsugi]

Those magic mice are inspiring me to dance, @Justmehere, although I don't need magic mice to help me bust a move; regular mice scurrying around my feet will do the trick. ;)

 

[ladee]

No Sh*t @SimplySimon.. not scared of much, but let me see a mouse.... screaming like the little girl I was never allowed to be.:arghh;

 

[Tinyflame]

I need magic mice, everyday.

They multiply. When they're Magic Ones, that would be ok. :)

Well, I've had to kill them before (no-kill rarely works), once I was so fast I caught one in a box & we 're-homed' him. The second time I brought 3 or 4 in the house accidentally with Christmas lights from outside, the first one I wrote R.I.P on the shoebox, the rest I was up all night ready to get them with a bazooka.

After seeing more than one rat at work, I no longer fear mice, just rats. ( I mean literally, though there are 'other' rats there. :p :eek: )

If I had any mouse I'd clean up the piles of paperwork on my floor, & throw out the cereal that's so very old.

I don't know what I'd do with / ask for from a Magic Mouse? Maybe to go in to work for me, for starters. :)

 

[Stickler]

Go get a job or two, work out, apply for school AND for pell grants.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Have you moved your food to sealable plastic bins? I had them coming back all the time and now just keep the dry goods in bins where they can't get to. It took awhile, but they have moved on.

I used to catch them in an empty bag of chips. The physics behind it are strange. They go in, nomnomnom, the bag turns upwards from their weight, and they can't move fast enough before I catch them.

LD

 

[Deleted member 28740]

Dealing with a rat problem my landlord will not. Found to use the steel scrub pads insetting them around all the plumbing through holes into living space and duck tape to seal them around the pipes and holes.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Magic mice would make me a whole lot less reclusive :shifty:

 

[mary1979]

Do you like cats?

The area I live in is prone to mice and rats badly.
In almost 6 years here,only ever 1 in the house, and it was one my cat bought in to play with.

Cats are the best mouse traps.