Avast, It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Arrrrr

[Anglesachse]

Pig on the Knee, safety at sea?

Thats simple. Remembering of course that live stock was onceapon a time taken on ship.

A Sailor on his knees Shagging the arse of a Pig, will obviously not cause an Accident whilst at sea becau´se he is pre occupied. Unless maybe has has stowed the pig in the crows nest of course which could contribute a health and safety issue.

Cock on the right, never lose a fight?

Yet another simple one. Once apon a time it was common for men to "DRESS" to the left or right. ie: not wearing underpants the penis would be laid to the left or to the right and this would be noted and extra cloth would be used when sowing trousers to allow the penis to have room. Noting this was a mainly gentry thing, and the lowly sailors wish to aspire to the dizzy heights of "Posh" instead if being a commoner. They would often copy habits of the higher classes.

It was soon noted that on a Man of War, If some one picked a fight with you, they would most certainly not be in a position to hit you and beat the crap out of you if you dropped your trouser and proceeded to lay your penis so it would fit down the Right trouser leg, they would be to busy looking the other way. Thereby, your assailent would not hit you and you could hit them first usualy whilst they were looking the other way ensuring you didn`t loose.

Next.

LMFAO that just came so naturaly, it was scary...............

 

[Wagon]

Inventive.......but absolutely wrong. Sailors are a superstitious lot. I am. I follow all the old superstitions for sailors. Because when you are at sea you hear all this shit and you don't believe it at first....then you witness firsthand proof and you just believe everything after that. It doesn't hurt and it doesn't pay to f*ck with the ship, sea or God.

So. The riddle is a Tattoo. Pigs and Chickens can't swim. If God were to see a pig or chicken in the ocean he would put them safely on land. Poor animals, no business in the Ocean. So the sailor thinks.

Tattoo a pig on your left knee.....safety at sea. And tattoo a rooster on your left foot. This will ensure the sailor never drowns because the pig and chicken will be whisked ashore along with the unfortunate sailor.......ummm assuming God is dumb enough not to discern between tattoos and real animals.

All in all it's just small comforts in the face of the chances of being drowned, crushed, starved, flogged or keel hauled on a daily basis.

 

[Anglesachse]

Aye, have to keep mother nature on your side and treat your boat nicely, Seen what the sea can do to a boat, it is not funny. Let alone sea and wind.

There realy are forces at work that we humans con not even start to understand.

And being superstitious like your self wagon, I can appreciate what seem silly rules.

 

[Jimmy1]

I like Angle's description better, you sick prick.