"It is filled to the brim not with water, but with Mountain Dew!"
Oy! Sorry to jump back to the health issue, but that's gotta be a killer for the intestines!
I LOVE caffeine. I have resorted to caffeine pills with water. I am told it does the same thing as abuteral if you are suffering from asthma. Before I knew I had asthma, I was self medicating with caffeine. Unfortunately, gizmo, your body seems to adjust to caffeine. I try to give it up or consume less on weekends so I still get a kick when I need it.