Colloquialisms

TruthSeeker

MyPTSD Pro
A couple eggs shy of a dozen. As bright as a ten watt bulb, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, as sharp as a bowling ball.
Can't find his way out of a paper bag, not the sharpest tool in the shed, not the brightest crayon in the box, not the quickest bunny in the forest, not the brightest bulb in the lamp or brightest bulb in the pack, one fry short of a Happy Meal, missing a few buttons on his remote, the light is on....but nobody's home,
 

Mach123

MyPTSD Pro
The old people used to say You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground, which means stupid broadly and more specifically, unable to see the plain truth right in front of you. You can’t see the nose on your face, is a very similar expression.
 
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