Funny story:
One time in my early years of college, I decided to go hang out at my dad’s apartment (I swear this is funny). This was going to be the same visit where he randomly instructed me on how to break into his unit.
My mom, who is obviously very frightened of this idiot, didn’t want him near her at all. He stalks her and sends her weird texts even today so you can imagine it was worse then. (She could have had really good revenge but unfortunately she was worried about scarring her kids, sort of distorted thinking but she did her best. She wanted her kids to have a dad.)
So, after I confirmed that my dad would be picking me up at my house, I knew I should inform my mother who would like to be out of view, obviously.
So I sent her a text that said, “A. will be picking me up in twenty minutes in the driveway. I’ll tell him no one else is home and keep him from going into the house or sheds” (he’d always try)
Then waited for a while. Then got a reply from my dad that said, “Okay ;)”
Because I’d sent him the text, not my mom
Luckily he didn’t even pretend to act hurt, lol. He just acted like she wasn’t home. Worked out great!