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OldDoorGunner
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BEER
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning: "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H.L. Mencken: "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Dave Barry: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
W.C. Fields: Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.”
Professor Irwin Corey: To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
”Leo Durocher : Beer! Salvation in a can!
WHY BEER IS GOOD FOR YOU One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, beer is good and here is why. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning: "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H.L. Mencken: "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Dave Barry: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
W.C. Fields: Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.”
Professor Irwin Corey: To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
”Leo Durocher : Beer! Salvation in a can!
WHY BEER IS GOOD FOR YOU One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, beer is good and here is why. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
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OldDoorGunner
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Good one Spock......:D:ROFLMAO::D:ROFLMAO:
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Anglesachse
Diamond Member
Yeah cheers for that spock, Realy F*cking Funny, you f*cking Muppet
Happens that some of us here were in the Gulf 1991, when 2 SPAM A10`s destroyed 2 British Warriors Killing 9 and wounding 11 Squaddies from 3Btn RRF because some F*cking Gun Ho Yank Muppet couldn`t read Air Recognition Markings.
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So what they claim to have found was .............................
What they found was..................
Because the Warrior IFV (FV510) realy looks like a T54/55 MBT
I lost mates thanks to a couple of Yank Cluster F*ck`s, who still to this day haven`t had the courtesy to say "Sorry, we f*cked up",
So how about you try and remember who`s on the site before posting the gun ho crap in the Future.
Angel you're a major f*cking Drama Queen sitting around waiting to jump on anything. Any of us could do that about most the crap posted on here. No one is tracking your history. This is a military forum and people post military shit. Get over yourself @$$hole!!! Try a better approach next time or better, a PM, before you take your shit public
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Anglesachse
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You know what , one of the reasons I stay off here so much lately is the Hot air F*cktard crew that are all over the place,
You wanna sit on your little pedastal thinking your someone special, you do it darlin, I couldn`t give a f*ck if you spout crap or whether it is Sarg Jimmy or Red, I will say my piece if I think its out of line, and I don`t do cuddles in the Private room chat,, I have nothing to hide and people take me as I am or leave it the f*ck alone.
I have seen so many "Hoyaah" gun ho pricks who think there something special with their "Look at this f*cking weapon and what it can do". to know they ain`t worth shit and cost real men then lives.
You wanna sit on your little pedastal thinking your someone special, you do it darlin, I couldn`t give a f*ck if you spout crap or whether it is Sarg Jimmy or Red, I will say my piece if I think its out of line, and I don`t do cuddles in the Private room chat,, I have nothing to hide and people take me as I am or leave it the f*ck alone.
I have seen so many "Hoyaah" gun ho pricks who think there something special with their "Look at this f*cking weapon and what it can do". to know they ain`t worth shit and cost real men then lives.
IMHO shit happens in war. War is not perfect. The U.S. just killed 5 U.S. service members in a friendly fire incident just a few days ago. I don't think anybody wakes up in the morning and says to themselves "Hmmm, today is a great day for some friendly fire... who can I kill today"?!? People in uniform do everything they can to avoid friendly fire, but shit happens.
If anybody on this site is perfect and can walk on water... your on the wrong forum...
If anybody on this site is perfect and can walk on water... your on the wrong forum...
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