Funniest Anger Moment

[No Folded Hands]

What can I add to what's already been said by people who currently know you better than I do, nomedic? How about, now I get your nick on the forum, and I don't like it --seems like even in that you're kicking the shit out of yourself as Tex put it. And then the definitive answer, in my opinion, which has also already been said, but why not repeat it from a woman's perspective here...if your wife is your wife rather than your ex-wife and she tells you you're a good man, you can't possibly be the piece of crap those voices are talking about. Survivor guilt all by itself is a real bitch to deal with. Keep trying, okay?

 

[willis williams]

Nomedic, sorry mate I must have slipped and opened up a can of your carring friends. Think of it this way you feel guilty for those that died. I feel guilty because I didn't kill enough. Which comes from those that died Oct. 3&4 of 93. So we all carry our demons and we all deal with them in our own way. Just remember a humble man like you that chooses to carry the blame can't possible be a bad man it just don't work that way. Also think about it if you pick up arms in a conflict if you die you had it coming because you made that choice. Live by the sword die by the sword. Given the circumestances of cambat and the orders you were following I don't think it could have turned out any differant. You would of felt guilt about something friends you lost soldiers you killed I could go on and on but war is hell and there is a shit load of things to feel guilty about. Take care Bro even TEX

P.S. The only the good die young thing for f*ck sake I hope not I don't want to live real old age and I been awful bad and I don't want someone wipeing my ass while I'm drooling all over the place not remebering who anybody is.
Besides that don't you think the earth would get awfull crowded I only the good died young.
Just so food for thought.:D

 

[BV101]

So my 19 month old is standing at the basinet looking at my 5 day old daughter when she leans over the edge and clearly says "Well f*ck me!"...
Koala

Isn't a basinet a medieval helmet? Do you have medieval helmets in your house. I hope so, coz that would be AWESOME! Get Anthony to set up a section on medieval helmets! I f*ckING love them!

 

[brodes]

Where are ya Tex, need some funnys bro ,just destoyed my fish cakes, f*ckin cranky,looks like vegemite on toast.:p

 

[willis williams]

I was in bed having a go at sleep. I'm usually up but the shit was hitting the fan with family and I wasn't getting anywhere so I laid in bed and watched TV. Between my mother, my sister, and my ex I had a really shitty afternoon/evening sent my anxioty through the roof. Then again the ex this mourning telling me things that are not true I know because they involve me and she was nowhere around. So I ain't got any good cuttups yet today but since I usually can't help myself stay tuned.

 

[brodes]

Wilco that one............. Matt

 

[brodes]

Was havin a good day, went & gave a mate a hand doing a small job, nothin a medic can't handle, easy. So after that small job which turned into a %$^&*^$ shit fight, we go for lunch,good feed,until the bloke we done the job for, continually asks me questions., take anyone out mate,why are you ill for, what ya see stuff that f*cked you up,what have flash backs ,dreams,so on & so on ,mind you im looking dead at my mate ready to scope. My mate here was in the army,but got med d/c, his a bit ill in the head,well that started this bloke off ,66 minutes i got drilled,i was lookin at my watch:) Never spat the dummy,just got some bite marks on my tounge,but what is it with people ,why, soon as they know you were in one of the sevices they smash you with the same shit, from now on, i was the guy that puts them little stickers on the fruit you buy down at the supermarket. I don't mean to be nasty, but bejeezas why is it the same shit, & this fella seemed not to bad a bloke,didn't have the heart to rip one up him, but i was thinkin how long before he was gonna choke on that big mother %^&$#@! Lamb shank he was chompin on.SPEWIN.no luck. So after this big day as you probally have worked out, im drained ,cranky ,tired, & PISSED.......not drinkin pissed. Anyhow i work at walmart now,dont have to explain anything then..................:D Matt/ i should get a trophy for being, ah lets say,COMPOSED.......never leavin house again, stupid f*ckingggg questions. Sorry about swearing Anthoney. Matt

 

[nomedic1]

First of all guys thanks for the answers to my post I will do my best to be more positive. Matt well done mate I would of shoved that lamb shank down his throat. Well done on being composed

 

[Wagon]

Matt. Nice job keeping yourself together. Those situations have to be some of the hardest to handle. For myself it is, that and a certain location I keep on bitching about on here.

I get drilled like that sometimes as well. Absolutely hate it. And I don't know if it is correct or not. And as long as it doesn't hurt and they don't know you...... It seems far easier to tell a small lie and just save all the work.

Q.What did you do in the military?

A. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Sat in a supply depot. Played cards. Complete waste of time. Saw nothing did nothing.

That generally puts off any gore monger or over curious idiot. No fun there.

And I know the mental health police will nab me for creating cover stories and doing some self preservation. But honestly, If you know you're lying about it and you know why you are (because then you don't have to go through a bunch of bullshit) I don't see the harm in saving yourself from all that stress. There are allot of stupid people out there. And they will remain stupid. We can't go around wearing t-shirts with giant COMBAT PTSD lettering on them. Just so people won't mess with us.

That's my bit from the bad advice corner.

Wagon out.

 

[willis williams]

Matt, I have to say you handle that very nicely. Now you can get some of those drops that turns your piss blue or orange wait till he gets up for a piss put some in his drink an see how that goes. I hear that works.;) No I have dealt with my share of ignorant people almost like they quit teaching manors or educate somewhere down the line. I new never to ask that kind of quest as a kid even though I was curious It just wasn't exceptable. People like that fellow are why I don't socialize I get to worked up and want to gouge there eyes out and skull f!@# them to death. So I guess I don't play well with others. It is really hard if it is another vet that is getting the grilling and they don't have the tact to get out without a problem and you can see that they are being pushed to the point of snapping where they will be the one to suffer the consequences. I always try to step in and I try to educate first so is to save future veterans from the torture.Some folks are to stupid to be taught that is why I have a misdemeanor record for assault oops.

You definatly did better than I could at this point in my management of my symtoms. You can always see it coming to it is like the first question is usually. So you were in the army? Where were you station? What did you do in the army? I always try to stop it right there. That s when I say I f*cked sheep. It destracts them and they can't return to there train of thoughts because when you don't answer one question it makes them more inquisitive. I no that the next quest is usually did you see any actio? So I throw them of again by saying Yah I had my share of women. It usually end by this time if it don't I spend the night in jail and get another assault charge. When they ask if I'm suicidal I say yah I'm a little unstable so I get suicide watch and my own cell. See I got it down don't I. Its called conditioning to many years of fighting this shit.

 

[sisu]

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: f*ck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

(Just for you Tex!! :D)

 

[brodes]

Yea i didnt tell you people when i got home ,i destroyed the new pull out clothes line i bought to save money. $199 dollars,in bits & pieces now,o well i will just send the bill to Mr ptsd or the bloke who just wouldn't choke on that big MOTHER ^%$&*^% LAMB SHANK. Yes im hearing you Tex,different strat next time,just bugs me ,its the same with most civis[sorry civis] same questions,same stupid questions, look i pretty well dodged this blokes questions relaying back stupid answers which i think had him f*cked ,but i tell you i was %^$#&^ after it, physically drained & anoyed that people can't ask sensible questions. I was a profesional soldier, so treat me as that, its always got to be about the neg side of things,anyhow don't usally go out into public areas to much,looks like i won't be going out for a while, looks like more guitar lessons,When the man comes around, Johnny Cash,just about got it...............Don't hurt the guitar Matt..........................Stay cool Tex:D