DH sure knows how to make me feel better about myself.
I was feeling sad and ugly today and so I asked him, "Why are you with me?"
DH: "Because we are headed to the bank."
2quilt: "No, I mean, why did you marry a woman who has to tweeze her breasts, trim her nose hairs and shave her mustache?"
DH: "Would it be better if I married a woman with hobbit toes who -did not- shave her mustache?"
2quilt: "Thanks, honey."