Greeting Cards That Should Be In The Ptsd Section....

[Heather]

Mom,
You know why on Mother's Day you NEVER got one of those....you are the best mothers in the world cards?

Because YOU'RE NOT. You SUCK AT IT!

 

[The Albatross]

Happy birthday to my brother...

You said I deserved the abuse and I hope one day you will choke on that.
Karma is a b*tch bro ... but I hope you will regret what you said to me.

P.S. I will never say this directly to you because I am afraid of you.

Have a great day,

Your sister

 

[Sterre]

"My Anger is red,
and hate is blue,
When you are sick,
there is nothing I will do"

Don't get well soon!

sweets from your lovely daughter

 

[way_back_when]

Mom,

Thank you so much for having me by accident and letting me know you wished you never had. You're gone, but I'm digging a hole in the ground to send this to you. Hopefully it won't burn up in transport.

Hugs and Kisses,

Me

 

[The Albatross]

Heh, tell me about it Way_Back_When... I was clubbed with "You're a hole in the diaphram baby" (we didn't expect or want you)... hard to overcome. Carry on gal... we're here dispite our parents wishes otherwise, eh?

 

[KP the nut]

Congratulations on passing your truck drivers licence test.

Cos I can't believe you ever did you F...ing moron.

 

[alixipain]

To my so called brother,
may this birthhday pressent shine bright on your birthday cake,
just insert and lit fuse.. umm whick..
blow to your hearts content it wont stop till..
the tnt goes boom with you!

 

[Vee Lagrome]

For my Father on Father's day,

Get bent.

Love,
Daughter

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite spouse,

Go away.

With love,
Wife

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Happy Veteran's Day,

Even though you spent more of your life beating your wife than you did protecting our country, you're still technically a veteran. Weird, huh?

Get bent.

Love,
Daughter

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Happy Birthday to my Grandmother,

Yikes, you're still alive? I guess all that venom acts like a preservative.
Hoping you don't leave the house and scare children.

Love,
Granddaughter

 

[Nicolette]

Mom,
You know why on Mother's Day you NEVER got one of those....you are the best mothers in the world cards?

Have to tell you Heather I got the best Mother's Day card for my mum last year......

On the front it said "From the stork who brought me here".........picture of a stork with a baby in a blanket.

On the inside it said "SORRY NO REFUNDS" :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: